So I used to post at SLATE Fray . . .

Anyway, I occassionally swing by to see what some of my favorites are writing. Your deep thought of the day:

But a string of most exquisite pearls, if tied around balls of a donkey, would only cause people to roll their eyes and snicker.

I haven't a clue what it means, if anything, but by god, there it is!

(IOZ, the above-linked poster, and Transhumapundit all started out over at the Fray. That'll teach ya.)