War on Drugs: A Dialogue

"Where's Aunt Nora?" I says to Scottie.
"Hitching up the reindeers," says Scottie.
"That's one fast white lady," I say.
"A regular gift of the sun gods," says Scottie.
"As mighty white as Henry VIII," says I, "Tasty as oyster stew."
"Whizbang when it comes to ghostbusting," says Scottie.
"Clear as an Inca message carried round the neck of a squirrel," says me.

Via Harry Hutton: Your government at work.