I once heard the color guy announce shortly into the third quarter of a football game: "You know, they've got to start running the ball if they want to get the running game going."
Pat Lang links Fred Kagan's "Choosing Victory: A Plan for Success in Iraq Interim Report." It's full of such sportscaster-inspired tautological nonsense. It's PowerPoint ("what else?" asks Lang, and you can feel his eyes rolling), and the best page is page 41, which ends with an all-caps admonition:
WE CAN WIN IN IRAQ, AND WE MUSTWell, when you put it like that . . . !