Our old friend Kos is "not afraid of money." It all has something to do with running a Chevron ad and getting some back-bitching from the capillary branches of the netroots. Kos fires back: "bottom line is that I won't cry if Chevron or anyone else wants to help fund the rise of a professional netroots activist class." If he means this seriously, then it's plain that while Kos may not be afraid of money, he doesn't know very much about it. Although I cannot claim to know the thoughts of men, I know a thing or two about business operations, and I can assure everyone that Chevron is not interested in "the rise of a professional netroots activist class," except insofar as Chevron will feature in their ads and not in their, ahem, netroots activism.
Kevin Drum, writing about the same post, says:
I'm not sure what to make of all this. In fact, the reason I mention it frequently is that I keep hoping someone will get inspired by the suggestion and go off to write a shrewd and perceptive piece about the phenomenon. So far, nobody has.
Ask and ye shall receive, Kevin. In fact no shrewdness or particular perception is required. Markos Moulitas is going to create a Republican think tank, but for Democrats: a corporate-funded talking-points producer with "fellows" (the quotation marks are Kos' hisselfs) cranking out Dem-friendly "research" that's long on pull quotes and short on footnotes. He says it plain as day. It's part of the long Democratic obsession with so-called movement conservativism, their belief that their ongoing electoral weakness was the result of a vast plan, hatched in a sort of American Conservative Wansee Conference with Barry Goldwater playing the role of a very dumb Reinhard Heidrich, in which the institutions of a final conservative victory were created, the seeds planted, the framing framed, and so on and so forth.
Well give the Donkle his due: in Markos the Party has its perfect empty vessel, a hack who by his own admission doesn't much give a damn about the politics of the candidates he advocates for office, so long as they call themselves Democrats. Washington already has plenty such people, so why not one more? This, friends, is what they're calling progressivism. These bloggers flatter themselves for "crashing the gates," though one notes that their electoral record is spotty and their boy Lamont got crushed so badly that if it had been little leage they'd have called the game in the fifth inning to save the kid some embarrassment. What they really want is the very insiderdom they rail about. What, after all, is behind the gates but the winding drive to the castle? Antonia Gramsci, whereforth art thou? That's really the story of the Democratic gate-crashers: they are aspiring political operatives who have convinced themselves through a series of bowlderized McLuhanian mental gyrations that their medium obviates their message.
But the Democratic bloggers, especially Kos with his dreams of a libertarian-Democratic praxis, are no different from the infamous "small government conservatives," say, in their unusual belief that they will make fundamental changes without changing any fundaments. Both sides are essentially statist: they advance marginally different dispensations of government expenditure, while retaining the old verities and pieties about such things as The Two-Party System® and The Troops®. What they call bites are just nibbles around the edges. They wish to replace certain holders of government sinecures with new tenures, and to steer corporate monies and lobbying hires toward their side of the aisle. They both advance the same American exceptionalism, and although the Democratic bloggers often call themselves antiwar,
here is their mobbed-up Majority Leader on their radical peace agenda:
To that end, he said, one of the first acts of the new Democratic Congress will be a $75 billion boost to the military budget to try to get the Army's diminished units back into combat shape.
Democrats will not try, Reid pledged, to play the strongest hand they have -- using Congress's power of the purse to starve the war effort of money and force the president to move. Such an effort would only elicit a veto from Bush. But he said Democrats will marshal their newly acquired power -- in hearing rooms and on the Senate floor -- to stoke public opinion and drive the debate.
Where will they drive that debate, other than deeper into the mud, or the sand, as is appropriate? Even after overwhelmingly supporting the war in the first place, as a minority party the Donkle could at least claim a variety of plausible deniability where Smackdown:Iraq was concerned. Sure they were sleeping in shit, but it was not their own. Now, of course, it is their own, and "one of the first acts . . . will be a $75 billion boost to the military budget."
Why, if this is the antiwar party, are they making their first order of business preparing more soldiers for combat? How is the "new party of fiscal responsibility" proposing to start its term with a huge increase an already half-trillion-dollar budget?
Because it is neither.
UPDATE: That's Antoni
O Gramsci. Nijinski, Nijinska, let's call the whole thing off.