Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Diversity!

Dave Weigel, posting at Reason's Hit and Run, is today's hero of good humor in the face of venality for locating Rep. Virgil Goode's constituency in the Kingdom of Prester John. The post is a response to another Goode effusion in Re: the Subject of Mohammetan Im'grints. You may be assured that they are bad, and that Keith Ellision (D-Mecca), who it turns out is not an immigrant, is worse. It all has to do with Judeo-Christian Values. A quick polling of the staff here at Who Is IOZ reveals that no one can actually identify what a Judeo-Christian Value is.

I note, in any event, that among the so-called major monotheisms, Christianity and Islam share many more affinities and particulars of practice than either does with Judaism. They share their missonarism, which is largely alien to Jews, and they share the revelatory coming of a savior or prophet of singular religious and liturgical import, and they share a penchant for sectarianism and schismatism, and, of course, for geographic expansionism, anti-Semitism, priestly clericalism, monumentalist religious architecture, and a whole host of others, which might explain their historical antipathy--similarity, as any bunch of siblings can tell you, breeds more contempt than diversity of interests. When I hear a yokel like Goode yapping about Judeo-Christian values, I hear only that America is a Christian nation, but we won't go killin' them Jews like them Nazis did.

9 comments:

Handsome said...

JudeoChristian values are the same as those espoused by any other organized religion -- Pay Us Or We Will Make Your Life Miserable. They don't put it that way, nor do they ever articulate the codicil -- Pay Us AND We Will Make Your Life Marginally Less Miserable Than If You Don't Pay Us. But it's the way of things, and all the blather about what you must do, and must not do, essentially always boils down to the 30 second commercial. Pay Us To Mind Control Your Life Into Joylessness, or Refuse To Pay Us And Watch Your Shit Burn.

I don't know, though. Maybe some organized religion somewhere has a different set of values. I don't know a lot about Buddhism. Or Shinto. And Satanism apparently has decent orgies. Which is more than you can say for the other Christian sub-sects.

Moloch-Agonistes said...

Funny factoids: in the Carolingian empire, Jews had all the privileges of freemen (they could own land and slaves, testify in courts), but were permitted to swear a different oath. Even at a high point for European antisemitism, the fourteenth century, when they passed the exam for medical licensing in the crown of Aragon they were statutorily permitted to swear on an old testament while Muslims were to swear on a Quran. At the University of Padua the diplomas of Jews were signed "In Dei aeterni nomine" rather than "In Christi nomine."

Basically this person is trying to take us back to before the age of Charlemagne. Sounds.... barbaric!

IOZ said...

Holy Roman Empire, Batman!

Fledermaus said...

Oh it is worse than that, IOZ. You see Rep Ellision is going to just Thomas Jefferson's copy of the Koran.

You see even the first Democratic president was ready to surrender to the Islamo-commu-nazi-puppykilling-facists. That's just how dangerous the left is.

IOZ said...

I read about the Jefferson Koran! I may not be high on the donkle, but goddamn if that Ellison fella doesn't make my heart go a-pitter-patter with that little PR gamble.

la Rana said...

La Rana, perhaps for the first time, is proud of his congressman. This too shall pass.

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