Thursday, March 15, 2007

Simulation

A man is secretly detained for many months and years, incommunicado. What the people know of him is that he engaged in plots against the government, against the country. Eventually he is brought before a tribunal. Of course, he confesses to "a vast series of plots." Yes, I did it. And what's more, here's what I wanted to do!

I couldn't tell you if Khalid Shaikh Mohammed is really a "terrorist mastermind" or if he's a total fiction, invented by the government, represented by a goofy snapshot of a disheveled Arab man, who could be a Riyadh cabbie waking up with a hangover for all we know. Nor could anyone else really tell you. If not a product of our government, he is, at least, its singular possession. His existance lacks externality. He has no being, only meaning. Bless you, Jean Baudrillard: The Simulacrum is true.

The New York Times, meanwhile, pulls its usualy Pravda for this shameful farce.

"Mr. Mohammed, long said to be the mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks, he confessed to them and acknowledged full or partial responsibility for more than 30 other terror attacks or plots.

”I was responsible for the 9/11 operation, from A to Z,” he said.
It reads like a dispatch from the USSR. It reads like an East German party paper. Here is the thing about show trials: some of the tried are guilty of crimes. Some of them are terrorists, or violent revolutionaries, or foreign agents, or spies, or traitors. But the nature of the process is worse than any of their real or imagined crimes because it obviates guilt. It makes the judgement moot. It makes the finding and the confession irrelevant. Here is what we can say about the show trial of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed: Even if he were truly guilty of every item on the confession, he was not nor ever will be brought to justice.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

"a Riyadh cabbie waking up with a hangover "

That line was pure genius, IOZ - it reminded me of good ol' Akim Tamiroff in "Topkapi", which for some wonderful reason, DirecTV is right now playing as often as "Fried Green Tomatoes" ...

Ashley said...

Testify.

Richard said...

"After years of imprisonment and torture at the hands of the CIA Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has confessed to an incredible list of crimes, least of which is the sinking of the Maine in Havana harbor in 1898.

Photos of the Sheikh after US incarceration at the Hotel Guantanamo make the confession believable."This man could easily be 120 yrs old! That or he has been running a Greek dinner in NYC for a really long time. . ." Was The Spoof interviewer's response to seeing him face to face.

KS Mohammed also confessed to the Lincoln assasination, the Sacco and Vanzetti bombings. the Gulf of Tonkin disaster, the sinking of the Titanic, the Andrea Doria and the recent Staten Island Ferry crash, "I even persuaded to US Supreme Court to side with Bush over Gore in the 2000 election debacle!"

Some experts on false testimony resulting from torture have begun to question some details in the Sheikh's confession: "How could he have been involved in the Red Sox trading babe Ruth or the OJ Simpson acquittal, nevermind getting Bush elected a second time! We know the reelection has been a great boon for the terrorists but how could one Greek diner owner control an american election!", was FBI-CIA Greek-American Diner Owners President Spyros Cheeseburger-Cheeseburger."

The Spoof (http://www.thespoof.com/)

AlanSmithee said...

I have incontrovertible proof that KSM was the cause of the 1919 Black Sox scandal! He admitted to it right after the fourth straight day of sleep deprivation.

Ultima Ratio said...

We thought the whole justification of extraordinary rendition (per the arguments for the Military Commissions Act) was the "ticking time bomb" scenario made famous by 24 - the idea that these terrorists had vital information, and that waiting for the stodgy old rigmarole of due process would let their plots unfold.

So the U.S. seizes a man, holds him in isolation for however many years, and he just now confesses to an attack that happened six years ago. That's an effective use of taxpayer dollars.

Daniel said...

You put that damnable extra "e" in "judgment," IOZ. I'm shocked.

IOZ said...

Daniel - Your right. I noticed that to. I didn't mean to put it their.

Ultima - You. Me. The Studio Execs. Our new show: 52,560.

Schadenfreude said...

Exactly.

Plus, judgement is just fine (damned Americans and their obsession with efficiency).

Anonymous said...

I am shocked that Ron Jeremy would do something like this. Isn't he a lover on tv??