Foghorn Leghorn

Why-ah, when-ah ah wen ta yoonahverstee back in those thah sixtees, things was ah might lot differn than today, by gaw. Fo one thing, no one nevah taw no femnisms or nuthin bout no coloniah guvmin. Now, in ma day, hiztree was basic'ly ya battles hee-ah and ya battles thay-ah. Slayvree. Hitler. Th'Alamo. An a right lot ah uthahs, I ashure ya. Buh today, hoo-boy, why-ah, ah man's pratically gotta turn on tha ole teevee ta learn a durn thing bout the milterry. So doan give no money ta tha yoonahverstee unless they-ah teach it right.