Friday, September 21, 2007

Bareback


Worst. Porn. Ever. Although to be fair, the tall dude in the leather vest is gets pretty into it.


Via C&L

7 comments:

Rojo said...

Ok, I'm going to try out my asshole identification skills...

Without cheating....

L to R (standing)
?, ?, Dinesh D'Souza, Ann Coulter, John Ashcroft, ?, Michelle Malkin, ?, and ?.

Seated L - Robert Novak(ula)
Seated R - Ed (Man or) Meese

Did I get any wrong? And who am I missing?

Anonymous said...

Ummmmm..... It's actually *not* meant as some kind of parody?!?

Aaron said...

From the same outfit.

eric said...

My favorite is the from the YAF site is the "Great Conservative Books" poster. Because why bother to read the actual books when you can simply display the poster?

la Rana said...

And these are the photogenic ones!

Orange is almost never a good color. balloons and food. that's about it. An orange blazer, on a scale of crimes against humanity, is just shy of the Iraq war.

Malkin, you are petit, but not that petit. The skirt should pull when you walk, not strain like skrinkwrap. I bet you make a habit of casually telling everyone that you are a zero, but sweetheart, the joke's on you.

Meese can't stand for long because he's actually dead, they just wheel him in for show. Novak is just fat, but thinks no one will notice if he is always sitting.

Freddy Barnes, is that a black blazer over gray slacks with brown shoes, gold buttons and a red tie? Fucking seriously? Kill yourself.

Coulter, if you are going to tease us with the leather, just go all the way. Toss those white pantyhose, throw on some hot pants, and give that cardboard cutout of Ashcroft a jump, won't ya?

AlanSmithee said...

Collectors of fascist memorabilia - order now!

The Promiscuous Reader said...

"One-of-a-kind"? If only it were so! How many of these have been printed up, do you suppose?