From the Comments

Dear IOZ,
Though sometimes fun, your writing shows
a penchant for the grandiose:
syllabically it's varicose,
grammatically it's too verbose,
politically it never goes
beyond an unconvincing pose.
Empirically your writing blows.
Your standard tone is bellicose.
You want a crop but will not hoe.
You say you'll leave but never go.
You only care for stylish prose:
how haughtily you hold your nose
and scoff at we who smartly chose
to rise from our recumbant pose
and gather online with our woes
wherefrom and henceforth we propose
investments in politicos
who'll bask in the cathodic glow
of the diarists of DailyKos
from whom such information flows
as why no person may oppose
a Democrat while in the throes
of this election, which you know
is more important than all those
which this quadrennial did appose
and from whose seeds will shortly grow
a salutary ratio
of rich to poor and high to low
and good to bad and yes to no
and war to peace and sun to snow
and up to down and melt to froze--
from hearts to minds and head to toes
upon this world we shall impose
some Democrat who doesn't blow
quite so much as dubya blows
and then at last we'll find repose
until the next cycle comes and goes,
and comes and goes
and comes and goes
and comes and goes.