I have just learned that Dana Perino, White House spokescreature, doesn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was. "I think it had to do with Cuba . . . and missiles." At least that proves she'd be able to figure out butt plugs on the fly.
I have just learned that Dana Perino, White House spokescreature, doesn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was. "I think it had to do with Cuba . . . and missiles." At least that proves she'd be able to figure out butt plugs on the fly.
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I had heard of that but I didn't know it was the White House's spokesperson.
Can't blame her though...that shit happened a whole ten years before she was born.
Maybe the reason they're still prohibiting trade and travel with Cuba is that they think they're still pointing nukes at us, because those measures sure as hell haven't accomplished any regime change over these many decades.
She sounds like people I knew in high school. "Hitler was some dude in Germany who like, killed some people." This may go to explain, in part, our modern society.
I kind of prefer Too Much Cappuccino Perino to the last one, who always struck me as the kid picked last for kickball: "Let's see, who should we send out next to pretend they give a shit about the press - volunteers... anyone? OK, fuck it, we'll just make McClellan do it..."
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