Thursday, December 20, 2007

I Cant

My all-time favorite question is, "But IOZ, what should we do?!" It smells of distant gunsmoke, of dewy ladies fainting, of tobacco and thin gentlemen officers in gaudy epaulettes. My all-time favorite reply to this serve and my subsequent volley game came from the keyboard of your friend and mine, La_Rana, in the dialogic style of the Greek:

"Its a failure"

"We agree. Now how do we fix it?"

"We can't fix it"

"But thats not a solution!"

"The solution is dissolution"

"Oh, well that sounds pretty. How does it work?"

"It involves subtly dismantling everything you take for granted"

"That's stoopid!"
That about sums it up, doesn't it? But.

It occurs to me that much of the political evil in the world is enabled by the persistent belief that doing something is necessarily better than doing nothing, and, paradoxically, that doing nothing is not doing something. That's a first principle. Abstention is sometimes honorable. Sometimes, on the forced march, the most radical act possible is to sit down in the snow until the rifle cracks the side of your skull, until they drag you to your feet and force you onward. Have you changed anything? Good god, man, who cares? You don't have to be Spartacus to remind yourself that you're not a slave.

All the dramatic metaphorizing aside, the constant demands for Action, for a Plan, for a collective Purpose--these are invariably made by people whose heads are still cobwebbed with cant. Useless though they are, the self-satisfied perseverations of the soi-disant progressive community appeal to this type simply because they carry the illusion of change: new names, new polls, new H.R. Such-and-Such to pray for passage, new FISA bills to filibuster, la, dee, da. When I wanted to learn yoga, my guru told me that I had to learn how to breath first, and goddamn if he wouldn't let me climb into a downward-facing dog or even stretch to touch my toes until I did.

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

No better day to speak about action or its absence than today, when (surprise!) the Dems capped their absolutely stellar year with yet another achievement.
-- sglover

Anonymous said...

And so we say, Joe Sixpack Shrugs, Citizen Shrugs, Komrad Shrugs... then heads for the hills.

Ultima Ratio said...

I have some variant of this conversation with my friends every election season.

"Which god are you burning incense to this year?"

"Umm ... wasn't planning on it."

"Oh. So you're burning incense to a false idol?"

"No, I just ... wasn't going to burn any incense."

"What? Do you want it to rain fire?"

"No. No, I definitely don't."

"So ...!" *hands on hips, feet tapping*

"So ... I don't see what burning incense accomplishes."

"Didn't you pay attention in civics class?"

Anonymous said...

I will choose free will..

I really hate Rush, I was subjected to them in the 80's in the 'burbs and the sound of Tom Sawyer can still make me wretch.
But Neil did say something that always stuck with me;
"if you choose not to deicde, you still have made a choice."

Why are we Mauricans so dialectic? I blame the church - sin or not sin, heaven or hell, God or devil, either or, neither nor.
There are ALWAYS more that two sides to every story, and sometimes, as IOZ says, it's better to think upon something than choose an action for or against, left or right, etc ad inf.

It's looking like in this election I might take Rush's advice, I may choose free will.

bdr said...

"It smells of distant gunsmoke."

I'm that man, Matt Dillon, United States marshall. The first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It's a chancy job, and it makes a man watchful. And a little lonely.

Jonathan Schwarz said...

When I wanted to learn yoga, my guru told me that I had to learn how to breath first, and goddamn if he wouldn't let me climb into a downward-facing dog or even stretch to touch my toes until I did.

I don't think this is a good analogy. Most (maybe all) people can't understand the world without going out and trying to affect it. Afterward they may or may not absorb and reflect on the experience, but they need the experience first in order to have any chance at all of getting somewhere. So it's more of a situation where people have to try a downward-facing dog in order to learn they're not breathing correctly.

cb said...

Look, it's very obvious that almost every politician in this country subscribes to a patently false myth of American exceptionalism, and has as an overt or slightly-concealed goal that it is fit and right for American military strength to dictate life for the rest of the world. The 76-10 cloture vote is just yet one more piece in a massive, room-size jigsaw puzzle that clearly shows the system is fucked; fucked to its core.

You believe, from what I can tell, that this is the inevitable result of any state, and that the solution is complete abolition of the state, except maybe for municipal-level governance. Great. In the interim, all people can do is take small actions to maintain a sense of personal liberty and break the ingrained obedience patterns present in all of us.

Many people, while not accepting the full anarchist critique, do want to cut down the influence of the whole kill/torture/imprison faction. So they raise a lot of money (b/c there's a lot of them) and send it to people who stand up, in small small ways, to that group. Now, this is a fairly hopeless project, since no matter how much money they send, Lockheed-Martin will send more, and no matter how great a candidate they support, anyone willing to be a politician is subject to the corruption inherent in the system. Plus anyone who actually rejects the great national myth will have to hide that belief so well that it won't matter.

But, you can call it pointless, or stupid, and you can slap utterly hilarious nicknames on them, but it's hard to understand how you say they aren't TRYING. Or to understand, as Silber wrote, the level of the vitriol.

IOZ said...

Who knew that the electronic garden was so full of delicate blooms?

Keifus said...

I apologize for ever thinking that "dissolution" meant something violent (or inevitably violent). Evidently it is closer to smoking more weed, and other than that, doing what I was doing anyway (i.e., complaining and trying to crack wise). All right!

(For similar reasons, I'm going to check any reactions to "anarchy" until I at least plod my way through a synopsis of the ravings of accredited philosphizers.)

Keifus said...

P.S. Since Neil Peart went ahead and appropriated an already shopworn cliche for that song, it's still fine to go ahead and hate the band. Maybe thinking of it that way will make you hate them even more. Won't hurt my feelings.

K ("Choosing free will" may have some syntactical difficulties as well.)

IOZ said...

Jon is right about the metaphor, though.

LA Confidential Pantload said...

What's wrong with Bartlebyism? Isn't "I would prefer not to" a good start? Sorry, but I think it beats "mo-betta Democrats" hands down.

IOZ said...

Hey la confidential, didya see the Crispin Glover talking picture version?

LA Confidential Pantload said...

No, I didn't even know there was one. Cool!

Thomas Daulton said...

Ever read Tom Robbins "Another Roadside Attraction" ?

> A symbol junkie. People like him -- that is, the majority -- are strung out on symbols. They're so addicted that they prefer abstract symbols to the concrete things which symbols represent. It's much easier to cope with the abstract than with the concrete; there's no direct, personal involvement -- and you can keep an abstract idea steady in your mind whereas real things are usually in a state of flux and always changing. It's safer to play around with a man's wife than with his clichés.

Politics at the municipal dog-catcher and school-board level is concrete, but politics at the national level often runs the risk of becoming mere symbology, a mask over the naked power grab by the rich and powerful. Partisan politics is almost always symbology.

IOZ would probably like the characters' conclusion, too... can't find it on the web, so I'm quoting from memory:

> "But Amanda, whatever shall we do about the symbol junkies?"
> "Do? What should we do? Why, my dear Marx Marvellous, why should we do anything at all?

mike molloy said...

"But IOZ, what should we do?!"

That's a request for advice. I don't recall seeing anyone in these parts ask that question recently.

"But IOZ, you've made this remark: we attack you...not because you do try...but because...you don't. So you think not trying is good grounds for attack. So, I guess, you (A) think there are reasonable things to try, and (B), I guess, you think you are trying them. What are those things, you big meshuggah?"

That's a request for information. I guess you've provided the information in this post: Various examples of passivity, useful for reasons of feeling good about yourself ("remind yourself that you're not a slave"). That's fine; thanks for the info.

Mind you, this does contradict your apparent rejection, in the Eschatology post, of the claim that you're a "do nothing" kind of guy. And you sort of address that contradiction here, with the remarks about rejecting the claim that "doing nothing is not doing something"--I guess you mean, doing nothing is not actually worthless, in your view. It strikes me as nonsense but again, hey, that's fine. But (A) then that was also nonsense in the Eschatology post when you denounced Atrios' inference that you're a do-nothing guy, and (B) what again is your reason for attacking Atrios et al.? Because they don't try, it was. So you want them (A) to do nothing and (B) to try, dammit!

(I know, I know, you don't care what they do. So why the attacks? Not that I want the bloggy goodness to stop!)

Anyway, thanks again for the blogging. You're really a fine, insightful critic, but man, your positive views seems less well thought out. (And please, keep up the refraining from giving advice!)

IOZ said...

Mike, darling, "I am not a constructive critic."

Leonard said...

cb, there has to be a point where trying to do something impossible does not even count as trying. If I "tried" really hard to assassinate President Bush via voodoo dolls, would you give me credit for that? If I spent lots of money buying the finest, life-size, anatomically accurate doll? And if I poured my time and passion into finding just the right magic ritual to do the deed, continually excusing the failure of my most recent attempt by one means or another?

Well, perhaps you would; I would hope that in addition you might gently try to tell me that voodoo is a waste of time.

We live a world where "gentle" doesn't work on the pwoggy left and the bedwetter right. That's why IOZ has moved up to the next level: the horselaugh.

Anonymous said...

molloy,
A) berate enough internet pseudonyms into giving you direct advice and then one day we'll all hear the correct plan of action, immediately spring to our feet and turn this ship around?
or
B) get high and enjoy the privelige of being able to watch the fall of rome: part two.

not only is B more fun, its chances of defeating empire are about as good as A.

LA Confidential Pantload said...

What's with these lame wankers requesting advice from IOZ? Are you now the designated Pwoggy Ms. Lonelyhearts? If people want to find a way to change the political system and/or the society containing it, perhaps they ought to try thinking for themselves instead of demanding answers from pseudonymous bloggers. If all else fails, keep on wanking! (Wasn't there a site encouraging folks to masturbate to end the war?)

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IOZ said...

Ah, the immortal words of Sex and the City. "He's just not that into you."

God, I am gu-gu-gu-gay.

TGGP said...

"1. Something must be done
2. This is something
3. Therefore it must be done"
Caplan's fallacy aka the politician's syllogism.

cb said...

leonard, I think you stretch the analogy a little far, but I see your point. However, I'm not 100% sure that actively resisting this civil-liberty-infringement crap is pointless and doomed to failure. After all, there are plenty of modern states who seem to be managing okay without tapping all their citizens' phones or starting unprovoked slaughters of other country's civilians.

And as I thought I made clear in my earlier post, I don't actually think a "solution" exists to a problem of this scale. But I have read enough posts that say, at heart, "They should be typing the same things on their blogs that I type on my blog", and I felt like saying something.

After all, if you acknowledge we're all fucked together, and that there's basically nothing we can do, why be such a jackass about it?

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Mr.Fundamental said...

heh. an anarchist advising a statist on what is to be done.

man, the internet is so fucking cool.

what must frustrate pwogs the mostus is, when the web browser closes, the world remains unchanged.

one of my favorite anarchists, Ed Abbey, left on his gravestone somewhere out in the desert: No Comment.

Mr.Fundamental said...

DONNIE
Well... they say it right when they are
ripping the place to shreds. When they
flood the house. That like... destruction
is a form of creation. So the fact that
they burn the money is... ironic. They
just want to see what happens when they
tear the world apart.

They want to change things.


ya'll are too well fucking intentioned.

Leonard said...

if you acknowledge we're all fucked together, and that there's basically nothing we can do, why be such a jackass about it?
(1) to have some fun at the expense of people who deserve to be made fun of
(2) to lay groundwork for what happens after the big fuck. Perhaps the end-state really is static, all 1984, Rudy G stamping a human face forever and ever, but that strikes me as unlikely. Rather, default and partial collapse of the state. When these things happen, we have to be ready.

Anonymous said...

Frankly, I think our masters are far too incompetent, lazy and venal to ever put together something as complicated and time-consuming as the system in 1984. They're lining their pockets just fine with very little effort right now, and frankly, I think everyone involved is pretty happy with the arrangement now, so they would never let someone who actually wants to change the game up into their fold. So if all else fails, we can always depend on the fact that our elected representatives on either side of the aisle are much more dedicated to keeping themselves in power and rich than they are to any of the ideals they paid lip service to to get there in the first place.

Isys said...

Relax. The people asking IOZ what to do don't really want advice. They just want him to go on record so they can horselaugh back at him. Why should he too not be a target of the general merriment?

Anyway, it's wrong, so so wrong, to say nothing has been accomplished. When I started reading blogs the word was "progressive". Now it's "pwogwessive". Anyone who thinks that isn't progress is just being difficult. The people who participated in the project below are the ones to be congratulated for this not inconsiderable achievement. Show them a little love by donating if you have anything left over from the Dodd effort.

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IOZ said...

isys more or less hits the nail on that one. 30 comments, though. Jesus, don't you yaboos ever get laid? Anyway, um, Steelers!

cb said...

Relax. The people asking IOZ what to do don't really want advice. They just want him to go on record so they can horselaugh back at him.
Guilty as charged. Isys ftw!

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