Friday, December 07, 2007

IOZ Predicts With 100% Accuracy What Democrats Will Do About the CIA's Destruction of Documentary Evidence of the Practice of Physical Torture

Nothing.

13 comments:

Ultima Ratio said...

Of course they won't. When taking over a lease, knowing that the security guards erased tape of the prior tenants fondling the hired help should only soothe a pervert's troubled brow.

AlanSmithee said...

Brilliant! You're the next Criswell!

LA Confidential Pantload said...

Come, come! Surely a few gassy bloviations about how mean and illegal it all is qualify as more than "nothing." Or not. Whatever.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I'm with the pantload. I think we can expect Biden or Leahy or Levin or one of the usual gang of inverts to trumpet a truly ferocious cluck or two, probably this Sunday on one of the gasfests. And somebody might even talk up a special bipartisan blue-ribbon commission!
-- sglover

IOZ said...

Why are they called "blue-ribbon," anyway? Do they bake the best pies at the fair or something?

Fledermaus said...

C'mon IOZ, I bet Charlie Brown will kick the football at least a mile this time. Stupid Lucy Van Pelt notwithstanding.

Scruggs said...

Why are they called "blue-ribbon," anyway?

Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh

Anonymous said...

Why are they called "blue-ribbon," anyway? Do they bake the best pies at the fair or something?

Well, if they did, they'd at least have accomplished something.
-- sglover

cb said...

bbbbbut Senator Kennedy called it a scandal! Aaaaand Jane Harman demanded an investigation! An investigation! And there are like, so many diaries at Kos about how it's really going to bring down the administration this time for real! Rumors say FDL is even going to start urging their readers to call their representatives!

You silly anarchists are really going to feel embarrassed two weeks from now, when Bush and Cheney are impeached, habeas corpus is restored, telecoms are punished for breaking the law, campaign finance reform blunts the power of moneyed interests, gitmo is emptied, the troops are withdrawn from Iraq, our status in the world is restored to the high level it was at right before the Iraq disaster but after the smashingly necessary wars in Afganistan, Bosnia, and Iraq the first time; plus, we'll have cheap, effective healthcare!

We've turned a corner here (and if, by some chance, things don't significantly change, then we'll turn the corner for real this time with only 17% MORE democrats, provided our current crop gets 12.2% BETTER (which they will, thanks to people-powered politics). )

Boy, won't YOUR face be red. GO DEMOCRATS!

Anonymous said...

i simply cannot figure out why the fuck i get so mad that you are always right about the dipshitocrats. i think it has something to do with the loss of naiivete or innocence or hope or..ah, fuck it. pass the bong.

ExecutedToday said...

At least it'll be a slow nothing.

The Promiscuous Reader said...

Wait a minute, sglover. I am an invert. I gather the Great and Powerful Ioz is one also. Biden and Leahy and Levin are big strong manly men, which is why they won't do anything. So bite me, okay?

Anonymous said...

i think it has something to do with the loss of naiivete or innocence or hope or..ah, fuck it

Eat the apple, take the ride.