Friday, December 21, 2007

Perhaps the Skinny People Can Use Them for Food

Via the inimitable Scruggs, we find progressivism's latest craze (apparently), which your health insurer and mine has preemtively euphemized as "wellness." The background: at the last Donkle debate, Obama said that if we could "go back to the obesity rates of 1980 we could save the Medicare system a trillion dollars." Other than the failure to construct a proper if/then statement, I personally find nothing to object to. In fact, I propose that we go a step further and reduce the population to its 1980 level. We can start with the fat people. Talk about savings.

11 comments:

Cernig said...

IOZ, you missed the anarchic obvious. Eat The Rich.

I would like my Guiliani Al-Fredo followed by Spotted Dick Cheney with warm custard in the English style. Possibly with a bit of Clinton Cheese and crackers to follow.

For those on a diet, Hilton BBQ Ribs is low fat, although it needs a hefty pinch of salt.

Regards, C

Thomas Daulton said...

...and if you can't, or won't, conform to the wellness recommendations and standards, then you're uninsurable, no workplace will accept the liability to hire you, and so forth. I think in the 1930s they referred to this 'pre-emptive wellness' idea as "eugenics".

uticas said...

i don't get it. obama wasn't suggesting that fat people be eliminated from the gene pool, wasn't advocating some sort of government-imposed diet, and certainly wasn't threatening those who stay obese with any sort of retaliation. all he said was that this country has gotten waaaaay too fat (undeniable), and that it's rather expensive to keep said fat people walking around for 80 years or so. he may have phrased it poorly, and he certainly pulled "a trillion" straight from his own ass, but to suggest that he was announcing himself as any sort of eugenicist isn't supported by what he actually said.

IOZ said...

Dude. Ah. Dude.

Anonymous said...

uticas, do yourself a favor and never read A Modest Proposal, k?

Bad Religion said...

LET THEM EAT WAR ! !

LET THEM EAT WAR ! !

That's how to ration the poor!

There's an urgent need to feed
Declining pride!

TGGP said...

Obama can have my fried Mars bar when he pries it from my fat dead hands.

paolaccio said...

Uticas, you're out of your element!

Uticas said...

i am the walrus.

Adam said...

two of my favorite classes in graduate school were aquatic toxicology and environmental risk assessment. it has been awhile, but I think I can dissect the endocrine disruptor study a tad bit more...endocrine disruptors are lipophilic, that's how they transport through the environment, and end up in larger concentrations in higher order species...polar bears for instance have been found to have high concentrations of PCBs in their fat. now, if these chemicals, introduced in the womb, induce obesity...there are very interesting implications with this. and as an adult...the more fat you have the more endocrine disruptors are available, so the more you try to burn fat the more chemicals you metabolize the more these chemicals enable your body to store fat...

wait, what?

ms_xeno said...

uticas, it's rather expensive to keep anyone around at all once they're old. Maybe you and Obama can star together in your own musical production of Logan's Run. Only this time, Logan can be the villain.

Come to think of it, I think all the premature babies should be killed. They started running up the huge bills way before my fat ass and I did.