A Secret Plan

Well, another funny catch from a blogger we've jibed at from time to time. K-Drum finds McCain explaining that he's got a secret plan to capture Osama bin Laden. Better elect him! Why don't you just tell the President, Johnny? Because, only a President can implement the plan. Oui. Allons-y. Ils ne bougent pas.

Also, McCain's really got to stop talking about the Gates of Hell. He's aged and infirm. If he could say we will pursue . . . that'd be one thing. As it is, he sounds like grandpap bellowing at the screen when the Steelers' offensive line collapses again. "If they put me in the game." If they'd put you in the game, Pap, god bless you, but you'd've been dead an even longer time ago.