Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Under What Conditions Would You Vote for a Candidate In November, IOZ?

If the popular and electoral vote were tied, and my vote alone would tip the balance, and one of the contenders was Hillary Clinton, and Andrew Sullivan was standing beside me, eyes wide, fingers a-trembling, heart palpatating wildly, sweaty little head sweating, eyes tearing up, mouth drawn into a tight line, knees knocking, begging me, begging me, begging me not to do it, then and only then would I walk into the booth and pull her lever.

And I'd smile.

10 comments:

John B. said...

You're to much. that's prett funny.

I like the sweath little head sweating image...

John B. said...

Boy I can't type...

pretty funny
and sweaty not sweath

Brian said...

A Sweaty Andy S.....Ummmmm......excuse me a moment. :) (Blech...Bleach tastes nasty)

Anonymous said...

Damn. I'd at least hold out for a blowjob. Not from Sullivan, mind you. But such a monumentally important vote should at least be worth that from someone.

Isys said...

john b.

Your self-critical ability is about on a level with Ioz's concern for humanity. It wasn't the "to" or the "prett" that got you? It was the sweath?

Anonymous said...

isys,

Your ability to critique John B.'s "self-critical ability" is badly hindered by your inability to be grammatical.

scott said...

I support Edwards in the nomination battle, but sticking it to excitable Andy certainly has its charms. The guy is pathological, but then again he always has to have some demonized "Other" to kick around: The Left, the Fifth Column, Islamofascists (huh?), and the Clenis and the Clagina. Many, mamny, many years of therapy would be highly recommended.

John B. said...

isys, so sorry that I don't meat your standards...of course I caught mine own errata in typing and of course felt just as goofy calling it out...and for your lithe little bean counter brain I have placed an additional typo for thine amusement...

Isys said...

john b.

It takes more than that to amuse me. Try harder.

Anonymous said...

Can't you dudes, like, have Sullivan excommunicated from faggotry entirely or something? He reflects so badly on y'all.