Thursday, February 07, 2008

A Noun of a Very Adjective Was Verb Direct Object

If it weren't for intrepid local reporting, I'd've never known that:

Upper St. Clair School Superintendent Patrick O'Toole said this morning that district officials and Upper St. Clair police are investigating "allegations of a very serious nature" that have been made against a student at the high school.

Dr. O'Toole said the the allegations involve an incident that occurred at the high school that was brought to the attention of school officials on Tuesday. Neither the superintendent nor Upper St. Clair Police Chief Ron Pardini would provide details of the allegations until the investigation into them is complete.

Dr. O'Toole could not say what day the incident occurred because "part of the investigation is what day it occurred on." He said the student against whom the allegations were made is not in school and that "our students are safe."

He said the allegations are against only one student, but that there are several students "who have information" about the incident.

Chief Pardini said detectives were continuing to interview students today.
I'm guessing it's a sex thing.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

SHHHHHHHH!!! Don't say the "S" Word, are you crazy?!?!

Ashley said...

What a dirty mind you have. It's probably just some free thought that was accidentally spoken aloud.

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chthulu's mom said...

Dr. Toole said that the management (or perhaps someone else) reserved the right to take action, or not take action, on the allegations which may or may not be true. "This might be one of the worst things that ever happened to our school, unless it isn't. Rest assured, we will either get to the bottom of this, or, if there is no bottom to get to, then rest assured we will stop looking."

"We will be absolutely vigilant," said O'Toole, "unless vigilance is not necessary. And, in conclusion, this is the all the fault of the liberals."

paolaccio said...

fucker. You made me google this...
Report: Upper St. Clair Student Charged

UPPER ST. CLAIR (KDKA)-A male student at Upper St. Clair High School has reportedly been charged in juvenile court with raping two female students on five occasions over the past few months.

Our news partners at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette report the attacks allegedly took place in a school stairwell, after school hours.

The suspect is at the Shuman Juvenile Detention Center.

The PG also says the boy's charged with threatening the victims if they resisted.