Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Thos Baggy Pants!


Dudes and dudettes, you know I don't care much for Christaboutit Obama, but you gotta love how Richard Cohen's essential point here is that unless Obama tells Richard Cohen that Cohen is right to be afraid of niggers, he will lose the election.

I hereby declare that until Barack blows coke off my dick in a limo, he will lose the PA primary.

Posted by IOZ at 1:29 PM | email »
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20 comments:

Montag said...

he has a point. i mean, a whole culture based on having huge dicks and talking loud in parking lots is intimidating to a lot of folks.

2:39 PM
IOZ said...

He must've been with the Deltas when the Negroes stole their women.

2:54 PM
felix said...

Joe Leiberman would be president today if only he'd taken the time to explain why I'm right not to want Jews lowering the tone at my Club.

I first promulgated this theory in 1998, and I now like to call it "Felix's Law of Racial Politics."

3:13 PM
felix said...

Hillary Clinton's fatal mistake was not taking the time to give the American people what they so desperately want: a clear and forthright explanation that women, and in particular my ex-wife, are whores.

I like to call this one "Felix's Law" too.

3:15 PM
Anonymous said...

i'm ashamed to have read this far, but in the second to last paragraph, cohen says: "...the perceived threat posed by young black men (one out of every nine is in criminal custody)..."

shouldn't that be "the perceived threat posed TO young black men"?

3:28 PM
Anonymous said...

You've got the essence of Cohen's latest excretion, but I think you overlooked a crucial element: Every black who wants to be "serious" and "responsible" has to devote every third sentence to describing just how much of a monster Farrakhan (or maybe Wright, these days) is.

Even if he's in the middle of snorting coke off somebody's dick.
-- sglover

4:00 PM
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8:47 PM
Jerry said...

IZO: I love your irreverence, but do you stand for anything.

Not sure where to post his, so hope I am not all that OT.

By the way, don't take spend too much time trying to analyse, Richard Cohen, it can't be done in complex and serious ways.

8:55 PM
Leonard said...

Jerry, I'm sure IOZ would stand tall, hard, and firm for the right man. (I hear he's single just now.) Maybe you? Better act quick before Obama's people realize his kingmaking power in PA and rent that limo.

9:53 PM
LA Confidential Pantload said...

I was at the farm show in H'burg a few months ago, and was inspired by the USDA booth to tell my GF that if the band ever got together again we'd call ourselves "Feral Swine."

That's done. The only conceivable moniker is "Giant Negro Runs Amuck."

And Richard Cohen wants you to know that he's really not Larry Sinclair, he only plays him in lonely turnpike men's rooms.

10:53 PM
Christopher said...

You know, if nothing else, Obama's candidacy has exposed how incredibly, mind-bogglingly racist America still is.

I mean, Obama specifically says that, just because somebody says something that could be, or even is, racist, that doesn't mean we can just instantly make them into pariahs and cast them out of our society.

To me, that's a pretty big concession to the racist demographic, essentially saying "People are too nasty to you racists".

And it's not good enough. People in the political mainstream are saying "The only valid thing to say is that white racism is completely valid and acceptable, and black racism is a terrible crime."

Before today I had no idea how far we haven't come. Before now I always thought the semi-racists in the mainstream media believed their own schpiel, that most racism was the result of thoughtlessness and unconcious bias. But if that were true pundits would've been pretty satisfied with Obama's speech. The number of old-school KKK-style racists living in America today is much higher then I had thought.

It's frightening.

And just to be clear, it's not like before I thought we were living in some post-racist utopia. I was already kinda cynical.

12:17 AM
Anonymous said...

jerry -

Read back through the archives. IOZ stands quite proudly for the destruction of civilization as we know it and the creation of a world where societal organizations never reach sizes larger than tribes - or perhaps small cities. There are a couple of lively posts/threads about this a few months back.

I think he's a dreamer and an optimist, but you can't really say he doesn't stand for anything.

8:42 AM
Anonymous said...

jer,
don't you git it?
IOZ stands for people - especially giant Negroes - who are willing to blow coke off his dick. In a limo.
(Apologies kindly Monsieur, but ya know, sometimes a dude - or a dudette - can only take so much!)

Mike

8:54 AM
Anonymous said...

"IOZ stands for people - especially giant Negroes - who are willing to blow coke off his dick. In a limo.
(Apologies kindly Monsieur, but ya know, sometimes a dude - or a dudette - can only take so much!)"

/not that there's anything wrong with that

12:21 PM
Anonymous said...

Whether M. gets coke blown off his dick or not seems as good a way to pick a candidate as whatever else is going on. The difficulty is that this seems more like hex than a prediction. I hope we get an update soon.

drip

12:50 PM
IOZ said...

We believes in nussing.

2:10 PM
Anonymous said...

Yes, it should be "the perceived threat TO young black men". Jean Valjean, thy spirit e'er endureth.

Because of slavery, the "crimes" of young black men should be considered morally external to themselves. Nay, as avatars of Justified and Perpetual Anger, they should be permitted to operate with a laminated state-issued License to Ill, free-floating hardship requirements having already been established through the efforts of scholars, historians, and intellectuals such as Cornel West, Charles Ogletree, Jeremiah Wright, and Kanye West.

Let the cry ring out during every carjacking and drive-by---"Free At Last! Free At Last!"

Inkberrow

2:54 PM
IOZ said...

Well, you give every black guy in America license to bust a cap in one white guy in his lifetime for, say, two generations, then you not only create rough racial parity but also provide a pro-active program for retributive justice.

3:19 PM
Anonymous said...

IOZ---Fortunately, "busting a cap" may not even be necessary in order to achieve retributive justice. From what we saw in New Orleans, even in the midst of yet another genocidal onslaught at the hands of the Man, many blacks generously settled for DVD players and Playstations as race-debt satisfaction.

Still, should cap-busting prove an unavoidable concomitant of retributive historical justice (two wrongs, as always, making a right) we'll need to arrange some goodwill visits to West Africa, where the Ahistorically Aggrieved can sprinkle some lead among the descendants of the white slavers' black trading partners, who so often made it unnecessary for their European friends even to leave the harbors. Kept costs down and profits up.

4:55 PM
Anonymous said...

Let the cry ring out during every carjacking and drive-by---'Free At Last! Free At Last!'"

Giant negro runs amuck, indeed. Let me guess -- you're white and you have a manageable addiction to at least two legal drugs.

But yeah, gotta keep locking those black people up. THINK OF THE CARS!!

4:42 PM

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