Friday, May 02, 2008

Liberate Me

Dennis P. hits most of the high points in Re: the matter of Jeremiah Wright, but I feel obliged to make some public admission of my own ongoing glee at the hectoring specter of white Netrootsia tearing itself up in an effort to out-denounce Jeremiah Wright for his failure to embrace Clintonian neoliberalism--Obama's position as well, despite all the Hopeandchange mumbo-jumbo--as the final step in the development of the human species on this earth. Now black liberation theology has at its core, well, theology, so I hardly count myself as a proponent, but you know, some rightwinger was playing the infamous Wright sermon today, and he said for every Oprah there's ten million black kids in jail and for every Condoleeza Rice there's ten million who can't read, and you know, it's true. What's both hilarious and distressing about white liberals is their whiny insistence on their own centrality to racial equality in this country, their reverence for the Kennedys and Johnsons of the world, and their perverse insistence that folks like Wright ought to shut up lest some hostile Republicans take over again, an attitude of almost bottomless patronization. Jeremiah Wright has hardly said anything that Mratin Luther King, Jr. didn't already say--just read the Vietnam speeches, for dogssake. I can't wait until liberal history starts blaming that uppity nigger for Nixon.

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

you are exactly correct - l'affaire JW is simply a paradigm case of the superb expertise of the US elite in "discourse framing" ... something they've been working on perfecting since the Sacco/Vanzetti trial and the Palmer Raids ... or going further back ... to the Ford and Rockefeller Pinkertons ... it's what you said in an earlier post about sensible fascists choosing the "American way" of building consensus

paolaccio said...

"(AIDS was) started by human beings to get after certain people they don't like."

* Bill Cosby, December 4, 1991 edition of The New York Post

And Bush the Younger gave him the Presidential Medal of Freedom. One thing you can say about the conservative... they know how to treat their nigras.

nit said...

What ioz fails to realize is that it is only the white massahs who can bear this burden.

nit said...

What ioz fails to realize is that it is only the white massahs who can bear this burden.

Mr.Fundamental said...

my take on this whole thing is: fuck it, look at how the Reverend is enjoying the fucking shit out of the attention. he is getting exactly what he wants. and Obama is cheeky enough - you know that behind the scenes they may not be "on speaking terms" but you know they're winking and when Obama is out of the public eye some day they'll sit down and have a good hearty laugh at all of this - and us silly folks writing about it. and for that I'm undoubtedly amused.

Anonymous said...

Damn this blog to hell--I made the comparison to King online (beat you there, as have others), and I even thought of how today's liberals would have blamed King in 67 for Nixon's victory, but I didn't put it down in writing. So you get priority. Shit. This must be how Darwin felt when he got the manuscript from Wallace, except I don't have a bunch of friends in the power structure of English science who knew I was there first.

Donald

Christopher M. said...

I can't wait until liberal history starts blaming that uppity nigger for Nixon.

I'm pretty sure it already has. See Krugman for a start.

LA Confidential Pantload said...

L'affaire Wright has indeed inundated us with wave after wave of pwoggie outwage. I've found just as much entertainment (on a much smaller scale, of course) in the response of Clinton partizans to Obama's "elitism."
One day it's a bunch of wonky bloggers and their wonky commenters sneering at Obama's callowness and naivete in his inability to define the sinister threat posed by Al-Squazoo of Bumfuckistan. The next day these some critters have transformed into Cletis and Lem, pure of heart, horny of hand, red of neck, and empty of mind, havin' themselves a chaw and cussin' out them city slickers while they shit-kick their way around the back forty.
Unfortunately, we've only got a few more months of this unintentional hilarity before Poopdeck Pappy takes the helm and shows us what "fuck-up on a grand scale" REALLY means.

Anonymous said...

Some suckers are born every minute, some are made suckers every minute, and some achieve suckerdom every minute on their own.

Sorry - I just had to post that mixed metaphor somewhere where it would be appreciated.

chthulu's mom said...

Today's lessons for the Media Complex:

1) Give a man a platform, and he just might use it.
2) Sometimes people won't wear the clown suit you offer them. (Damn ingrates.)

Anonymous said...

Damn that Krugman. Another threat to my claims of priority.

Donald

Anonymous said...

In another post Dennis had a point about the right Reverend Jerry Folwell blaming the gay community in New Orleans for the big blow. (No mention why Haley Barbour's state was spared.) And still the Cons flocked to kiss his fat ring finger.

I'm white, middle-aged, and of Irish descent. So, though my people were persecuted down through the ages, I've no idea what it feels like to be descended from a people who had their families broken apart on two continents, were enslaved, supposedly liberated in the 1860s, and suffered through another century of racial apartheid, before being granted certain Civil rights in the 1960s. Can't understand why they don't show more gratitude to their white liberal brothers.

On another note: I got three automated calls today at work that someone was using my sole, remaining credit card (I've closed the others due to fees, etc.) to make unauthorized purchases at McDonald's, KFC and Walgreen's.
What a hassle.
Hope the fucktard at least got himself some oxycontin out of the deal.

Mike

Anonymous said...

ah mine got $500 run up on it at shoe city last week. bummer

Anonymous said...

All the fun being had at Digby and co.'s expense down below had me jonesing for even dumber fare, so I dipped my hand into the Eschapond at random and came up with this gem:

Mr. Wright, however, wanted only to explain himself.

I don't care what his intentions were. Couldn't he instead have spent some time writing a memoir to be published after the election? Is that too much to ask when the future of the republic is at stake?
Halfdan | 05.02.08 - 2:00 pm |


THE FUTURE OF THE REPUBLIC! Sweet sobbing Christ, these people are dumber than any parody could possibly portray.

Anonymous said...

I've spent the last two days avoiding work and tweaking the Digbyites, but now I'm starting to think the Eschatonians a better target. Though the guy who told me to "Go Die In Iraq!" twice in two different threads tickled me pink, and I doubt I'll get such vicious, stupid venom spat at me at Atrios' place.

Mr.Fundamental said...

ya'll haven't been to shakesville, have you?

www.shakespearessister.blogspot.com

ask my cohorts about that cesspool.

Anonymous said...

Well, funny enough, some of the Eschatwats were bitching about the "concern trolls" at Digby's, so your efforts have not been unappreciated, anon 3:22! And I'd wager that they can be just as aggressive in enforcing comment conformity. Nothing like being attacked by a mob of rabid sheep, I tells ya.

I had problems getting the comments to load at Shakesville before, but maybe I'll try again and see if anything's changed. Dear Gawd, this has become addicting.

Brian said...

THE FUTURE OF THE REPUBLIC! Sweet sobbing Christ, these people are dumber than any parody could possibly portray.

LOL. You should let drop that you think "The Republic" doesn't merit much of a "future". Myself, I would end such a post with "Viva La Raza" and Viva La Republica Libertad de California"

LOLZ said...

Oh. My. GAWD, do I have the shit to top all y'all:

And now for something completely different:
My Codpiece Day tribute to Digby, sung to the tune of The Stars and Stripes Forever!

Mistah Digby, Mistah Digby?
Some of the blogs say this tah Digby,
Sistah Digby, sistah Digby,
Some of the blogs say that,
The Bush Administration made us blue,
Digby made a great big Hullabaloo and you can too!

Digby writes by night and brings to light,
That our national plight is serious,
Digby gives ‘em hell and gives it well,
Why should they or he or she be so mysterious?

But wait, here’s a picture with Jane,
Digby looks just like somebody’s mother!
She must have that feminine brain
That bakes the cookies and takes the strain.
Her man goes out hunting giraffe
While she stays home with an infection.
(That’s what Newt Gingrich says, so don’t laugh!)
And when she drives she’s always asking for direction.

Bridge
We love the Hullabaloo—What Digby says!
We love the Hullabaloo—What Digby says!
Oh, we love the Hullabaloo! (4x)
We…love…the…Hul…la…ba…loo!

Hurrah for the first day of May,
It’s our favorite time of the spring,
We celebrate Codpiece Day,
You can see it’s a great big thing!
The men get their freak flags to fly,
Whether each one’s a giant or a pygmy.
They’re raising their banners to the sky!
And they all say “What Digby says!”
Hurrah for Digby!

Happy Codpiece Day Everyone!
stitch | 05.01.08 - 10:20 am

Anonymous said...

I'm especially fond of Digby's blog-ads, particularly the Scareralph one that exhorts us to heap great big gobs of greasy grimey shame on something called CNA for "hurting the progressive movement!" Delicious.

Anonymous said...

Oh god, the preoccupation with "Commander Codpiece" is so bizarre, that whole thread of them throwing tantrums and trotting out all their stupid Bush nicknames (oh lawdy do they love dem some nicknames) is a frightening spectacle.

Anonymous said...

Hey, I finally got Element 5 to show some of his "work" - no links, natch, I'll have to Google all of it. But that should provide me with fun for weeks!

Anonymous said...

other anon,

Good job, though I couldn't bring myself to actually read his lunacy. Is it standard issue Loose Changer shit, or is it some previously unseen strain of Lone Gunmenism?

Anonymous said...

Call it a generalization, but black people are just shaking their heads in amazement right now.

Anonymous said...

y'all should probably get a hobby or two (might i suggest art?). there are many things in this world that are more fun than poking at ignorance for sport.

it is unbecoming of a smart crowd to sit around yaking about how dumb some other crowd is.

Brian said...

It may be unbecoming, but boy it is fun! (Or at least mildly amusing)

Anonymous said...

Is it standard issue Loose Changer shit, or is it some previously unseen strain of Lone Gunmenism?

Well, I'm still waiting on the lab results to come back, but from what I've seen so far, much of it does resemble the Loose Screw boilerplate, but it shows a remarkable ability to adapt to new circumstances. For example, the subject hinted that this was tied into the first WTC bombing from '93 (which he claims was carried out by the FBI) - a claim I hadn't previously encountered. That's why I prodded him for his views on Oklahoma City; I find it hard to believe he could see the shadowy hand of Uncle Sam behind terrorist incidents in '93 and '01, but not in '95. Depending on what I learn from that, we may have more answers soon.

frijoles junior said...

Are y'all making the assertion that Lone Gunmenism is necessarily wrong?

Is it totally unreasonable to suppose that high-profile terrorist acts might be carried out by stooges of an American political faction?

Anonymous said...

No, frijoles, but as I told that Element 5 dumbfuck, the (incredibly slim) possibility that it could be true is not the same thing as proof that it is.

Anonymous said...

The other anon is correct, possibility =/= proof. There's a great Matt Taibbi article that soundly sinks the whole Loose Change crowd, that I'm sure Element 5 would haughtily dismiss as his delusions are, at this point, who he is.

It is fascinating to see how these guys deal with their shared delusions, it's like a rainbow of stupidity and self-deception.

Oh, and kudos to whichever one of us "santino" is over there, you certainly fired up that "Dean" guy.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, let me praise anon-y-moose amd where eagles dare as well, I was busting a gut laughing at some of that shit.

Speaking of my good friend Element, I found a site while Googling some of his mutterings that handily dispels a lot of it.

Whew, maybe it's time to take a break from the Hullabatards and go back to see how Random Capslock Dude at House of the Rising Sonsabtiches is doing! I wonder if he's led a righteous Mo-Betta revolution yet...

Anonymous said...

it is unbecoming of a smart crowd to sit around yaking about how dumb some other crowd is.

Um...I believe that's part of the DNA of this here blog, you know?

paolaccio said...

Loose Changer shit, or is it some previously unseen strain of Lone Gunmenism

Loosechangery is about all we have of mythos in the world today, and when done right it's as amusing and much more timely than some old yarn about the doings of Hercules.

That being said, anyone who bases their worldview on myth deserves to live in the narrow, paranoid world they've created for themselves, whether from the Aeneid or Zeitgeis: The Movie. For my money, though, the latter has better visuals.

Anonymous said...

it is unbecoming of a smart crowd to sit around yakking about how dumb some other crowd is.

This is what anonymity is for.