1. Examine for damage.
2. Discard any excess packaging.
3. Be an American.
4. Yes, you agree.
5. Blame Iran.
6. Forget.
7. Connect the portion marked A with the red receptacle using the bold marked 3 and the washer marked X.
8. Remove the clamp.
9. Regret the lack of security in tribal regions.
10. Test the current by pressing and releasing the red switch labelled TEST.
11. Watch for the light.
12. Preheat to 450.
13. Run.
14. Duck.
16 comments:
15. Blog
16. Comment
17. Place magnetic ribbon on bumper
18. save darfur
19. "Shut up," he explained.
20. More and better Democrats in 2008, and we'll see real change ... for real ... we really mean it this time ... yeah, that's the ticket.
21. Blame Nader for the inevitable President McCain in 2008.
22. Fundraise for Nancy Pelosi.
23. Join a K Street Lobbying Firm to fully integrate the concerns of your internet and media client firms with the Democratic Party leadership in Congress.
23. Join New Republic as an editorial writer.
24. ???
25. Profit!
is the duck going into the oven preheated to 450? i don't get it, LOLZ. i'll think about it later...american idol's about to come on.
26. fall on internet sword.
27. Defend liberalism by adhering to a totalitarian mindset in an election year. The (Democratic) Party is Good. Bow to the Party Nooooowwww,
Donald
It's getting weirder around here.
goooooooooooooooooood thang.
Re: #5
The Cockburn's (Alex & Patrick) have it on good authority that we are about to attack that sovereign nation.
"Good luck with that", ya bastard fucks.
Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone here.
party like it's 1999!
Mike
28. Obtain coupon for purchasing DTV converter prior to February 2009 changeover.
29. Name names
30. Slip out the back, Jack.
There may well be 50 of these.
31. Attach cover memo to TPS report
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