Thursday, June 26, 2008

In Which We Revisit the Velociraptor

The Supreme Court has ruled that the death penalty is inapplicable in cases of rape, even if you rape a baby. Perhaps the appropriate punishment would be to be raped. By a baby. A dead baby.

Or by The Rape Bear.

His Eminent Grace of Salaciousness, Samuel Alito, frothed poetic in a dissenting pastiche of Les 120 Journées de Sodome, set in the Republic of Salò in the last, waining days of Il Duce.

Whatever one thinks about these goings-on, it does get me, from time to time, just what a prurient people we are.

4 comments:

nit said...

Firstly, wasn't it a deinonychus?
Secondly, what then would be th appropriate punishment for raping a dead baby?
Thirdly, Lance Bearworthy, disgruntled Park Ranger with a heart of gold? Ursine Shaft of Doom? Fucking brilliant.

IOZ said...

Hunny Fuckable

TGGP said...

I have a post on the judicial system handing out sentences of rape to rapists here.

TGGP said...

Speaking of RapeBear, Patton Oswalt presents his idea for the movie RapeStove: The Stove That Rapes People here.