Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Flowers Bloom Like Magic in the Spring


Seriously, isn't it time that we banish fucking Kissinger to some decrepit parkbench, like Aqualung? Shouldn't he be feeding pigeons? Isn't the era of the crackpot Merwerkdigliebe past? Aren't our contemporary monsters supposed to be made of logos and high-definition feeds and iPhones and Facebook profiles? Why does this flesh-and-blood reptile continue to haunt us? Shouldn't he be sunning himself on a rock out on some nuclear Nevada proving ground, sucking blood and bile out of little girls impaled on curly straws? Can't he slink off to a decent Nazi-themed S&M party like other men of his generation, or enact his Saloian imagination in his own private redoubt, far from the madding crowd, far from me? When will it end, oh Lord, when will it end?

The American presence in Iraq should not be presented as open-ended; this would not be supported by either Iraqi or American domestic opinion. But neither should it be put forward in terms of rigid deadlines. Striking this balance is a way for our country to come together as a constructive outcome emerges. Thirty years ago, Congress cut off aid to Vietnam and Cambodia two years after American troops had been withdrawn and local forces were still desperate to resist. Domestic divisions had overcome all other considerations. We must not repeat the tragedy that followed.

The next president has a great opportunity to stabilize Iraq and lay the basis for a decisive turn in the war against jihadist radicalism and for a more peaceful Middle East. Surely he will want to assess the situation on the ground before setting a strategy for his term. He should not be limited by rigid prescriptions to vindicate maxims of the past, no matter how plausible they once seemed. Withdrawal is a means; the end is a more peaceful and hopeful world.
Cut off aid to . . . desperate to resist . . . domestic . . . Hey, you know, FUCK YOU, Henry, you whore.

12 comments:

Gridlock said...

I saw the vile, shrunken oldbastard at Heathrow a couple of years back and gave serious thought to calling him a warmongering cunt with bloodstains on his soul, or perhaps kicking him in the balls. good job my mother raised me proper.

Anonymous said...

à la lanterne!

Keifus said...

All these years, I thought they bloomed like madness (which you know, works fine in context).

One supposes the old bastard wouldn't be too popular in South America, so maybe there's one reason.

mds said...

Bombing Cambodia would have worked, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.

Anonymous said...

Why hasn't this de facto war criminal not been charged by some other country(ies) and arrested?

Why is this de facto war criminal still free to slither around with impunity? WHY ISN'T HE HOPELESSLY STUCK WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE USA for fear of being arrested should he step over?

Anonymous said...

Gridlock, you really should have kicked him in the balls. No warning, no telegraphing, just la-de-da-just strolling along and WHAM! Lift him off his feet and send his shrunken, cold, dead balls careening up into his skull to mixmaster his murderous brains.

Next time...don't fight the urge. FEED it. SERVICE the urge.

Anonymous said...

Kissinger's a dinosaur. Here's what's causing me to froth today:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christian-avard/savage-dems-an-otb-exclus_b_115343.html

Read the comments below this. Christ, we are so fucked. This country, "left" and "right" is completely populated by utter, unrepentant nitwits who I wouldn't trust to water my plants while I'm on vacation. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Anonymous said...

"Why hasn't this de facto war criminal not been charged by some other country(ies) and arrested?

Why is this de facto war criminal still free to slither around with impunity? WHY ISN'T HE HOPELESSLY STUCK WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THE USA for fear of being arrested should he step over?"

Uh, that's pretty much the case. Dude has to consult a lawyer everytime he wants to leave the country to make sure he won't be indicted wherever he lands. I think Argentina even tried to trick him into coming there once and he just barely got wind of the plot. Too bad.

Anonymous said...

'Course, y'all know what would happen if anyone dared try to subject an American official to the good ol' international rule of law, right?

Like Chomsky says, we could have hung every president since WW2 -- and all their little helpers, too -- by simply following the same standards we imposed on the Germans.

Jim Wetzel said...

Not that it matters, but I'm with Keifus; I'm fairly sure the flowers do bloom like madness in the spring.

That said, Kissinger's mock-obituary is one of the few things R. Emmett Tyrell ever wrote that's actually worth reading.

Anonymous said...

Yes. It's all well and dandy to over-quote overrated fiiiilms, but please leave Tull out of this.

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