So apparently . . .

by being black, or whatever, Obama is playing the race card. With the usual caveats about despising Neo and all he fucking may or may not at some indefinite point in the ineffible future stand for . . . Jesus Christ, white people: what a bunch of pussies.

Now "the race card" is one of those classic expressions, and even though I know that you know that I know, I'm going to point out for the sake of clarity that while white people like to think that "playing the race card" means using the profagsor's universty-led PC jihad Kulturkamp-imposed Politically Correct sensibilities to one's advantage as a minority--in other words, accruing advantage because you're black or some such--what it really means is that on certain rare instances one's melanin content has failed to adequately diminish his prospects on the sociopoliticoeconomic ladder of our looney-bin, race-obsessed society. What it really means is that for once the cop forgot to shoot the dog, you know? That for once, some nigger had enough money to hire a decent Jew lawyer and beat the charge, that being a helium-filled black avatar of status-quo neoliberalism may, in fact, turn out to be a position of advantage when your opponent looks like he ought to be starring as a CGI effect in the next Brendan Frasier blockbuster.