Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Wondering Why the Bully Hits Ya

Europeans don't understand America, or else regard it with false naïveté. You don't hear many wondering how the Russians can be so high on Putin, and yet Iain MacWhirter, who's supposed to be some kind of experienced political reporter, can't figure out how Americans could elect a nutjob imperialist after eight years of nutjob imperialism. Why, it's almost as if America is a nation of nutjob imperialists.

But that is not precisely true. Mencken famously said that the American and the Russian were of the same piece, naturally ignorant, superstitious, and prejudiced. We're a nation of serfs and peasants, like any self-respecting empire. Foreigners who wonder how Americans can be so credulous, ignorant, xenophobic, nationalistic, ad inf. have clearly never been inside one of our schools . . . let alone one of our churches. Why would America elect Whacko McCain when it could elect the Smooth Talker? Five words: Nigger with a funny name. I swear to you, World, that it really is that simple. That we can scratch our chins and wonder if it might be so is a testament to our own self-misapprehensions. Doesn't anybody read Kushner:

I hate America, Louis. I hate this country. It’s just big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and people like you. The white cracker who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word 'free' to a note so high nobody can reach it. That was deliberate. Nothing on earth sounds less like freedom to me. You come to room 1013 over at the hospital, I'll show you America. Terminal, crazy and mean. I live in America, Louis, that’s hard enough, I don’t have to love it. You do that. Everybody’s got to love something.
Sometimes I wonder if I ain't the only one paying attention.

Via Cernig at C&L

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who's Kushner, and where's the quote from? Pretty snappy.

Anonymous said...

Not the anon who doesn't know who Kushner is.

IOZ, you can be be obtuse and mean spirited on occasion, but sometimes you hit the nail so squarely on the head that it makes the bullshit worth it. This is one of those times.

alexi de sadesky said...

Kushner bees the man that wrote that there paragraph which can be found in angels in amerikkka

alexi de sadesky said...

Off topic, but check out Greenwald's AT&T party post. He even includes a video of himself harassing party goers! Thats the spirit Glennyboy, stand outside a party and ask people going in why they're there?!?!?! Gee, I don't know... to get fucked up?
My favorite part of the video:
Bouncer: "Come on"
Greenwald: "Cum on what?"

If he really wanted some answers all he had to do was hang out in the bathroom with an eightball and maybe give a few rub and tugs.

Mr.Fundamental said...

McCain will be elected, mark my words.

We is what we is, yo, you ain't gotta love us.

IOZ said...

Mean-spirited, yes, but I'm only obtuse on purpose . . .

Paul said...

McCain will be elected, mark my words.

Mm-ha. I'm getting a set of leathers and a supercharged 1973 Australian Ford Falcon XB GT. See y'all beyond Thunderdome.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Fun, I don't agree, and here's why:

Are we imperialist thugs? Hells yes, but more important that, we are suckers for celebrity and charisma and stories. McCain's story is old and boring. Oh really, a POW? Well John, that shit makes people think about Iraq, and Americans don't WANT to think about Iraq. The nigger's got a funny name, to be sure, but so does Snoop Dogg and white people love that dude. Barack's got a funny name but he's also the political equivalent of Will Smith, and white folks loooove them some Will Smith.

Don't get me wrong, I agree that the American people are ridiculously fearful and bigoted, but they're also incredibly vain and vapid and love people who make them feel good about America. McCain is a crotchety old dude who is a living reminder of the last war we didn't want to talk about. Obama's Black Reagan. Obama will still win, it'll be close, but he'll win. And even if he doesn't, McCain ain't gonna blow up the world because there's no money in it. That's one of the most hilarious things about watching the Donk react to the circus this year: They're quick to excuse any position changes Obama makes away as concessions to political expediency, but they're utterly convinced that everything McCain says is 100% geniune and that he's gonna go all General Ripper on errybody if he gets in. Ain't. Gonna. Happen. But then, if the Donk was honest about that shit, they wouldn't have a boogey man to scare the little doggies who are making noise about straying from the herd.

Mr.Fundamental said...

anon 1:51,

I don't think America wants to hear what Mr.Obama has to say. I know I don't. I wants me some crazy. Mrs.Obama spent much of last night's oratory, from the 10 minutes I was subjected to it, auditioning her and her family for American citizenship. I don't think Americans are done pushing back on the lib/Dem/pwog polity.

there is no maneuvering around that.

McCain will be elected.

alexi de sadesky said...

I fuckin HATE will smith!!!!!!

Brian said...

Anonymous 1:51. Nobody expected W to do all the insane things he's done either. But, here we are. McCain/Ripper 2008/2012.

Mr.Fundamental said...

all McCain has to do is stumble around, mis-pronounce Barack Obama a couple times to seal the deal, and that will be all she wrote.

the_system said...

Doesn't anybody read Kushner?

Look, I know this is a rhetorical question and all, but... damn.

Solar Hero said...

Well....if there is one thing white Americans hate more than uppity negroes and women who don't know their place, its...

OLD PEOPLE!

Solar Hero said...

Well....if there is one thing white Americans hate more than uppity negroes and women who don't know their place, its...

OLD PEOPLE!

MandT said...

Langston Hughes said it best.

Mikee said...

I am watching this from afar - in old Europe - and I get the question a lot: "so, you think McCain has a chance?"
They loves them some Barack over here because he doesn't seem crazy and there's NO WAY 'mericans could vote for 4 more years of this BS.
But I believe in demographics. The US is full of old, crotchedy, half-crazy white folks...who VOTE!
The kids and da blacks will go see Will Smith, but if its raining on Tuesday the 4th, they'll play Xbox instead and lite up a fatty.
Its all in the numbers and they don't look good for Barack.

MandT said...

Mrs. Obama's paean to breeder paradise was simply ludicrous, and her over wrought sincerity, frightening. Fetus power is a put off Donk lady!

erin4iraq said...

If McCain does win, though, imagine the endless self-flagellation the US will have to endure for failing to elect either a woman or an African-American. Doctoral thesis writers will have fodder for years to come, however.