Thursday, September 18, 2008

From Each According to His Liability, to Each According to His Greed

So I turned on NPR this morning and heard a story about tainted baby formula in China, but what struck me was the closing:

It's a question many others are asking here, where so many unscrupulous traders put profit before human lives.
Unlike here in the Socialist Worker's Paradise of the United States. Good Dog, remember when it was a big deal that Hugo Chavez nationalized Venezualen petroindustry? Physician, heal thyself!

Even John McCain's been catching up on his dialectical materialism, or whatever.
We’re going to put an end to the reckless conduct, corruption and greed that have caused a crisis on Wall Street.
Yeah! Down with the capitalist vultures! Arise ye workers from your slumbers! At last ends the age of cant!

People, particularly those who write and yabble about economics in the media, seem desperately confused about what, precisely, led to the "crisis in the market." In fact, the line from A-to-Z is straight and easy to follow. The complexity of the various investment vehicles and insurance schemes that are now collapsing like so many card houses, their oft-lamented opacity, and the labyrinthine undertakings of the failing financial institutions are all baroque detail, fancy scrolling, and gold leaf on the stolid edifice of our failures. American "capitalism" abandoned capital for debt. I mean, rather than investing money, it invested obligation. I mean, it "collateralized debt." It paid its IOUs with IOUs.

At its most essential, our economy rested not on a foundation of production, but of consumption. Remember. The Consumer Economy. But an economy built on consumption, producing nothing of value, has no means or mechanism to drive up general wages. Wages in the United States have stagnated for three decades, at least. Since this would naturally lead to a situation where consumption would likewise stagnate, some alternative means of producing spendable income had to be created. The United States government and the Federal reserve embarked upon a deliberate project to remove restraints on home-ownership (such as being able to afford to buy a home) and then to allow--to encourage--these new "homeowners" to collateralize their own mortgage obligations in the form of loans, which they would use to buy TVs and new bathrooms and Hummers and brand-name purses and so on and so forth. No one worried that this constituted a liability backed by a liability, because Home Prices Were Going to Go Up Forever! Of course, what drove rising home prices was not an increase in quality, nor an increase in actual personal wealth, but rather the fact that buyers on the housing market were afforded increasingly large mortgages with decreasing obligations to make down payments or to, you know, pay the fuckers back.

The financial institutions then took these mountains of liability and treated them as assets. On the proposition that one ah dese days folks would pay back what they owed, which on the scale of rationality is right up there with The Rapture, they leveraged money which they in fact had already spent purchasing houses for America's vast herd of impecunious private citizens into investment capital. Needless to say, it's all going to hell.

Fortunately, Who Is IOZ? is Too Big to Fail, and we shall continue our color commentary from the sidelines until the plebs set fire to the stadium.

18 comments:

bob s said...

Now, now don't leave the renters out of this. Where would they without E-Z credit?
What? You ran up 10,000 on your Visa and can't spend anymore. Well, here's a Master Card...Happy Shopping!!!
Good times...

Paul said...

Holy fucking shit. I learn so much here. "Yabble. Who knew? I get so happy when someone teaches a word to my overeducated ass...

Sadly, I am Small Enough To Go To Debtors Prison (which will probably mean a compulsory stint in Americorps under Dear Leader Obama_... but I will do so versifyin' in iambic pentameter, so it's all jake.

Ashley said...

I wanted to get you a Hallmark card that says "I'd Bail You Out" but the only new stuff they had was a bunch of gay marriage cards. Icky.

(Kidding, Arturo!)

Aaron said...

I keep thinking of this.

Mr.Fundamental said...

and we shall continue our color commentary from the sidelines until the plebs set fire to the stadium.

yeppers, now that I'd pay to see.

mds said...

I'd watch for free from a nearby rooftop. Does that count?

Mandt said...

"American "capitalism" abandoned capital for debt." Well, yes that is it! Now where can I get a "Town Hall" McCain pass to hit the old bastard with my brand name purse or go mano a mooseo with the Palintine?

Keifus said...

You rock.

I Kahn O'Clast said...

And if Fannie and Freddie did not eagerly buy up all the outstanding mortgages (ok, 75%) and turn them into tradeable securities, none of this would have happened. Had the banks had to hold onto the mortgages and expect repayment you betta believe they would not have made half of them.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely. Where might this stadium, be, because it's all roving bands of cannibals hereabouts, and we might as well stick together until one of us gets bitten.

Inkberrow said...

Where's that stadium? It's in New Orleans, and it's super-sized to accomodate all the victims of natural financial disasters who have been betrayed by their government. There's little food and water to speak of, but on the bright side there are several thousand brand new DVD players and Game Cubes.

Anonymous said...

TOO BIG TO FAIL
Starring Monsieur Ioz

Catchy title.

Roland Charlemagne said...

It is truly amazing how quickly and easily the government has nationalized the mortgage and financial banking industry.

In the words of a friend of mine. "Karl Marx moon-walked out of his grave" over all this.. lol.

Anonymous said...

I for one am all for the nationalization of our securities based industry and welcome the opportunity to serve our new Corporate Marxist overlords.

Here's a good article on the reporting of the crisis.

Here

Prof

Anonymous said...

Market's up 410 points today bitches!!!

Our problems our solved!!!!!

My torch and pitchfork are going back in the shed!!!!!

Is there any football on tonight?

Anonymous said...

Awesome, as usual.

Eam said...

Thanks IOZ for this excellent explanation!

Anonymous said...

nice post. thanks.