Monday, September 08, 2008

Landscape with the Fall of Icarus


Whatarewegonnadoooooo, IOZ? Whatarewegonnadoooo!? America's engaged in disastrous foreign wars and is torturing people and the economy's going bust and Sarah Palin's daughter is going to give birth to a space-oddity superbaby in the orbit of Jupiter and and and and. I mean, yeah, the world sucks. You wanna fight about it? You think you've got it bad? This shit is nothing compared to the seriously bad times. Put that in your 9/11 and smoke it.

We're all going to die and we may as well get used to it. The constant drive to improve our lot is a kind of atavism I just can't get behind. I'm a selfish bastard and I love my creature comforts and I'll claw my way to any luxury within reach, but political activism? Reform? Revolution? America ended up with the South. The French ended up with the Terror, and then Napoleon. Look at that Solzhenitsyn asshole--dude wails about the horrors of Soviet Russia and the gulag. With good reason. He certainly got the short end of that stick. Then, barely a decade after the Wall and he's ubercreepster KGB-man Bad Vlad's BFF, yodeling about pan-Slavic unity, just one more Orthodox crypto-Czarist on his deathbed. If I ever joined a revolution and, Titans forbid, turned out to have picked the winning side, I'd become just as much a blood-drinking monster as the current gang. It's a lifetime's work to look at things the way they are without bothering to change them. If you're going to risk your life, risk it on a black hole or something else truly useful, or entirely purposeless, which are often synonymys in my dictionary.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

This post gives me an excuse to talk about the prevailing sense of dread and fear I've started feeling ever since after the RNC, and how I'm trying to deal with what I know to be an irrational fear of Obama losing and Poopdeck Pappy going all General Ripper on errrybody. There is absolutely nothing in reality that bears out this stupid fear that he'll turn into Martin Sheen's character in The Dead Zone, and yet somehow I've been infected with this fear by reading tons of wailing Chicken Littles espouse it as if it has already happened and they are time travellers come back to warn us. What the fuck, man?

Paul said...

We have till Wednesday to party like it's 1999 - Fox News says!!

At least these people will go a femtosecond before the rest of us...

Mr.Fundamental said...

Nothing pisses me off more than something getting in the way of me doing absolutely nothing. A spent lightbulb. The trash is full. Dishes. Laundry.

each day I wake up and ask myself, what conditions should I pay attention to today? honestly, I try to ignore as many as I can. the more I ignore, the better and more effective I am at the ones I chose to pay attention to. it's a nice and easy life I live. I love littering.

Abidemi said...

Thanks for the most depressing thing I've read today.

Anonymous said...

Look at that Solzhenitsyn asshole--dude wails about the horrors of Soviet Russia and the gulag.

Whine, whine, whine. Everyone was glad to see the back of him.

bdr said...

Aren't the Titans in a different division than Blitzburg?

Huffy Henry said...

You're wrong about suffering, you old bastard.

Anonymous said...

And those goddamn protesters made the buses run late! Why can't everyone just stay home and watch "Project Runway" like the rest of us? Why oh whyyyyyyyyyy?

Dylan Hirsch-Shell said...

The myth of Icarus is all wrong. Air temperature decreases with altitude. As Icarus flew higher, the wax holding his wings together would have gotten harder.

The fact that 99.9% of people who hear this myth don't realize this implies that either:

1) 99.9% of people are ignorant of even the most basic facts that the earth sciences have taught us, or

2) they lack the critical thinking skills required to apply that knowledge to novel circumstances or to employ it in evaluating the truth value of factual claims made by other people.

I believe this phenomenon is related to why people vote for either of the two major party candidates.

I once heard someone on the radio claim (apparently quite seriously) that the proverbial "they" propagate this misinformation about Icarus' wings melting as he flew higher in order to keep people from dreaming of ways to change the world too radically.

While I find this claim about a conspiracy on the part of some unknown nefarious agents to be patently absurd, I can't help but suspect that the persistence of the myth actually has that effect to some extent.

m said...

I thought this post was incoherent.

Dylan Hirsch-Shell said...

I'll preemptively acknowledge that one wouldn't even be able to fly with wings made of bird feathers and wax anyway, so the point about the relationship between air temperature and altitude in the troposphere is sort of irrelevant. :) But some people don't seem to realize that either!

Leonard said...

I was telling a friend tonight, there's only two ways to change the world that make sense: exit, and making the change personally. Voice is a delusion of fools. If you only whine loudly enough to some egomanical liar who's been deputized to listen to whiners, he'll not only doooooo sooooomethiiiing, he'll do whatever it is you want, even though you don't know and can't say what that is. Yeah. Right.

Cüneyt said...

Wow, Dylan, you shattered my illusion that ancient myths were appropriate sources of scientific knowledge.

God, now I don't even think it's possible for the heavens to be supported on a titan's back. My world is collapsing--what an ironic metaphor!

Anonymous said...

Thanks IOZ.
One of my favorite allegorical paintings from childhood.
"The constant drive to improve our lot...."
Case in point.
The private school my wife works at decided late in the summer to make all employees carpool or come up with alternative transportation. A noble endeavor perhaps, but it was undertaken to accomodate the well-heeled crusty neighbors who objected to all the public parking on their streets.
Though she puts in the longest hours of anyone in administration as second-in-command, she readily went along with the new rules and is taking a student with her. The committee in charge of assigning parking spaces went with the popularity model (friends, and friends of friends), so her "reward" is to park a 1/4 mile further out from campus. Okay for now, but a bitch come the long, dark winter days ahead. (She could pull rank, but isn't like that.)
Power to the people + do-gooders.
A winning combination every time.

Mike

Mr.Fundamental said...

oh go do something with yourself.

- my mom

bdr said...

About suffering they were never wrong,
The Old Masters; how well, they understood
Its human position; how it takes place
While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along;
How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting
For the miraculous birth, there always must be
Children who did not specially want it to happen, skating
On a pond at the edge of the wood:
They never forgot
That even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course
Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot
Where the dogs go on with their doggy life and the torturer's horse
Scratches its innocent behind on a tree.
In Breughel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away
Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may
Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry,
But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone
As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green
Water; and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen
Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky,
had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on.

- Auden

Dylan Hirsch-Shell said...

Cüneyt,

Congratulations, you're one of the 0.1% of humanity that doesn't suffer from this illusion.

Your reward is a life full of existential angst, partially mitigated by a feeling of superiority, which is quickly replaced by frustration with the realization that this superiority imparts no practical advantage.

-Dylan

Cüneyt said...

You dumbshit. Only Victorians believe that superiority imparts advantage. The clever realize that advantage imparts superiority and only then do we fall to despair when we realize what type of moron prospers and succeeds.

Of course, I'll keep my Nietzschean angst private, thank you. I don't need to discuss here my secret shame at not being a world-turning monarch by my mid-twenties.

Just between you and me, though... You don't really believe that people take their notions of air temperature from Icarus, do you? That was just a sarcastic misfire, right?

Bad Religion said...

Early man walked away as modern man took control.
Their minds weren't all the same, to conquer was his big goal,
So he built his great empire and slaughtered his own kind,
Then he died a confused man, killed himself with his own mind.
Go!

We're only gonna die from our own arrogance.
We're only gonna die from our own arrogance.
We're only gonna die from our own arrogance.
We're only gonna die from our own arrogance... and so we might as well take our time.

Paul said...

...'cause you cannot distinguish
chicanery from truth
see it's only entertainment
a superficial episode
as life continues to unfold
only entertainment...