And Sarah Palin is the distilled essence of wingnut. She has it all. She is dishonest. She is a religious nut. She is incurious. She is anti-science. She is inexperienced. She abuses her authority. She hides behind executive privilege. She is a big spender. She works from the gut and places a greater value on instinct than knowledge.Does this seem to you to be the distilled essence of a "wingnut," or, rather, does it seem to you to be the description of a very large portion of the American population? Religious, incurious, discomfited by natural science, narrow in the range of their personal experiences, abusive of their authority (i.e. in the workplace) but unwilling to accept responsibility for the consequences of their decisions, impulsive and instinctive rather than methodical and rational, preferring "common sense" and simple truths to acquired knowledge and reasoning. To me, it sounds like my best friend's mother, my mother's boss, many of my coworkers, most of my neighbors. It describes the "average" residents of York, PA.
-John Cole
While the Obama campaign somnambulates through a series of vague, high-minded appeals to the better angels of human nature, the McCain campaign offers Americans targets for their anger and anxiety. It serves up a gallery of treasonous leftists, crypto-socialists, and Muslim terrorists, who are to blame. For what? For whatever.
Look. The American consumer. If you're merely one more disposable unite of an Ouroboran, self-recycling economy of purchase and disposal, why do you need reason, science, history, cultural literacy, a sense of social continuity, a mutual and reciprocal investment in your lived community, a connection to the land . . . less yet a set of values that include austerity, judiciousness, thrift, candor, honesty, trustworthiness, and self-reliance. These are all values that are absolutely inimical to the political economy of our empire. Contra Progressive hand-wringing, the pig-ignorance of the American people doesn't represent a failure of the American education system, but rather its success. It produces exactly what it's designed and intended to produce.
People suppose that because Americans are Jesus-besotted and express priggish attitudes to priests and polsters, ergo we remain some sort of Puritanical nation. This opinion in particular infects the Europeans whom I know, despite all evidence of their eyes and ears. In fact we've become a deeply, deeply decadent people. The supposed proliferation of "fundamentalist" religion is really just a proliferation of devotional cults, and you must ask yourself: if Sarah Palin, for instance, is such a "religious nut," then why is she parading around in a bikini and plastering herself with makeup in direct contravention of biblical injunctions about modesty and humility? (Note: as pointed out in comments, this is not precisely true. Har-dee-har. The lack of modesty and humility stand.) Our modern sects are not actually Christian religions. They've simply appropriated Christian forms in the same way the early Christians appropriated the various pagan forms of the Mediterranean and Near East.
The cure for decadence is hardship, and callous as it sounds, the problem with America, pace Hope and Change, isn't that people are suffering, but that they're not suffering enough.
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amen.
If by "bikini" you are referring to what I think you are referring to, you might want to check this on Snopes.
Accuracy!
Luxury and comfort... and gagets and gizmos do not make people happy... They just make them happier than if they were comparing their more austere lives to those of the neighbors who have the gagets and gizmos. It's a race to the bottom.
Organized religion provides a community and a sham purpose that provides at least a context in which to live the rat race. True faith -- one that requires sacrifice -- can and often does provide happiness through purpose.... But then again so does acquiring food and shelter during economic catastrophe, fighting in the trenches with your comrades against the Hun, and of course, blogging.
Hardship is simply good for people since in overcoming or at least surviving it, homo sapien sapien is satisfied.
I've got a rash, man.
We avoid discomfort and relish pleasure at every freaking turn man. We're not conditioned to suffering. There are too many beer bellies and tummyshrooms and too much shit sold on television aimied at alleviating the human condition of physicality to show that we're not anything but gluttoned endomorphs with flaccid nerve endings that find sweating to be uncomfortable. There's a bowl of candy I can access up front here in the cube farm if I wished. And I have.
Indeed, the truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering, the more you suffer, because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt. Thomas Merton
But Mr. Funametal: All that you've noted are things that are easy and maybe pleasurable, but not things that make people happy.
Finishing a marathon, getting an advanced degree, excelling in a sport or with a skill, building your own yurt out of discards ... etc ... those things make people happy.... And they all require work and sacrifice.
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all it was you and me
What's your point? I'm pretty sure I don't disagree. Paying taxes is fairly easy. Voting for this thing or that thing is real easy. Being me I guess is easy, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Religious, incurious, discomfited by natural science, narrow in the range of their personal experiences, abusive of their authority (i.e. in the workplace) but unwilling to accept responsibility for the consequences of their decisions, impulsive and instinctive rather than methodical and rational, preferring "common sense" and simple truths to acquired knowledge and reasoning.
Sounds like my boss, man.
two things:
1. Everyone needs to watch or re-watch Idiocracy this weekend.
2. God damn America.
That is all.
I would, but my balls hurt.
-- sglover
One thing I do have hope, and perhaps even faith in, is Americans ability to turn just about anything and everything into a joke. Everyone I work with has a fairly good, if not sick, sense of humor, but maybe that's just the nature of those in my field. Hell, maybe it's this office. The serious folks tend to work for the various agencies and regulatory bodies. Oh, they also tend to be the bosses. Mostly the rest of us are just doing the job set before us. "Five o`clock! Another one down the drain," is often heard.
Listen, I don't think anyone is under any illusion that life is supposed to be infinitely fulfilling, the realization of our dreams, or that work is supposed to give us meaning and purpose. That's hogwash that only a boss or someone who is agitating for change or something could put forth as something more than mere pap. When they upgraded Outlook in this office you should have heard the bitching. Work is something we do to fill the time and get a paycheck so we can go about our days lives.
You should hear the phonecalls we get in this office from angry residents. We just got a call this morning from someone upset about an upcoming construction project. The resident questioned the timing and described it as "tacky." Apparently the work is coinciding with some upcoming Jewish holidays (?) and to quote, "the construction project is going to disturb my family's enjoyment of the upcoming holidays."
The only proper response is: "Well Jesus fucking Christ, whaddayawantme to do about it? It is what it is." Essentially that was our response.
Next time we'll work around the Jewish holidays. Christ, get it in the Ordinance if it's so important.
This is also why I personally want to smash the Progressive Perfect World. . .because it would require way too much work.
Strangely enough, I keep agreeing with you lately IOZ. Hardship wakes us up, chastises our souls, and refocuses us on what's really important. Oddly puritanical perspective from you, though, don't you think?
the problem with America, pace Hope and Change, isn't that people are suffering, but that they're not suffering enough.
Be the change you wish to see in the world, IOZ.
Hardship or prosperity does not necessarily produce either generosity of spirit or its absence.
In fact we've become a deeply, deeply decadent people.
Was it Oscar Wilde who quipped that we were the only country to go straight from barbarism to decadence without a period of civilization in between?
Smack-dab on the money, sir. Two great points in one post, on the purpose of education and on the lack of Christianity in today's Christians. I swear to God it's like none of them have ever even read the New Testament. What you said about education applies equally well to the criminal justice system, the purpose of which is to produce criminals. Does a fab job, too.
Christianity is a death cult. The late Republic and the empire were rife with cults imported from around the empire and beyond. The Jews didn't catch on because, well, you couldn't just decide you were a Jew. Mithras was loaded with bizarre -- to us -- rituals that seem sorta like Christianity, in so far as we can see. Divine Human, born of a virgin, blood sacrifice, identification with the sun and so on.
While fundamentalist Christianity has always been a part of the American religious experience, the way that it's working now is pretty much a perversion of the fundamentalist screed...err, creed. One is supposed to have a deeply personal experience of Jesus. Great...and you get this by praying and singing while raising your hands above your head in a mega church where the pastor is seen on a video screen.
I think the height of decadence was Paris Hilton announcing she was going to do something for charities because poor people were hot or whatever the fuck her motivation was. Total bullshit, of course -- her publicist made her say it. The idea of her working with alcoholic elephants was only marginally more ridiculous than the idea of transubstantiation...
Next time we'll work around the Jewish holidays.
What is that supposed to mean? Next time you won't work on the Jewish holidays? Just like that? You caved so easily?
I don't want to intrude on the general merriment, Mr. Fun, but you have serious problems. You're living The Castle.
Five thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Kevin Youkilis...
My gawd, how did the Residents manage to track me down here? They're everywhere!
Has anyone had their basement flooded recently? I'd love to hear about it.
Any special requests?
Apparently the work is coinciding with some upcoming Jewish holidays (?) and to quote, "the construction project is going to disturb my family's enjoyment of the upcoming holidays."
The only proper response is: "Well Jesus fucking Christ,[...]"
I think that would make for a hilarious response, as well as a proper one.
Anon at the top - Sarah Palin was a beauty contestant. She won Miss Congeniality in the Miss ALaska competition. Ergo, a swimsuit was doffed and paraded around to be judged by all.
Mr Fun, I live in Europe and one of the reasons I want to come back to the states is they are so F'ing earnest. It's hard to get a good guffaw out of any of them. Work too is very serious,its annoying.
Also, in the town I live in we are NOT ALLOWED to mow our grass or wash our car on Sundays!!!
I did anyway yesterday. If God didn't want me to work in the yard on Sunday he would stop it from raining on Saturday.
Our modern sects are not actually Christian religions.
Yeah, and I'm not a Scotsman...
Ergo, a swimsuit was doffed and paraded around to be judged by all.
"doffed"? Aaaaaaagh, my mind's eye!
Yeah, and I'm not a Scotsman...
Well, to be fair, the non-Pauline sects of the First Century seem to have been rather different from a modern megachurch, and in a good way. But since that strain didn't actually last too long, I'll admit that it makes more sense to identify Christianity by the overwhelming bulk of church history. Sorry, Erasmus.
Thought I'd already posted this, but evidently not...
I'll admit that it makes more sense to identify Christianity by the overwhelming bulk of church history.
That's not what I meant. What I meant is that there is absolutely no basis to decide what does or doesn't constitute "real" Christianity. If Billy Bob's New Reformed Church and Baitshop of the Risen Christ decides that snorting blow off a hooker's ass is a Christian sacrament, then it is.
"Real" Christianity is whatever people think it is. The Phelps clan have exactly as much right to be considered "real" Christians as Papa Ratzi does.
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