Monday, October 06, 2008

He's a Nihilist

I urge you to read this column by one Stanley Fish, in which our intrepid edumacator enters the ring, wrestles with ostrich, is distracted by passing bird, hums familiar tune, waves hello, pirhouettes, does double-take, bows, exits, pursued by bear. He's trying to talk about the proper spheres of church and state, but confounds himself by trying to "assimilate" everyone's argument without judgement or prejudice. Reading Fish as he reads public debate is a lot like watching a person try to jam a Betamax tape into a DVD player.

But the logic and force of Locke’s arguments depend upon his conceiving of religion as a private matter, as a relationship between one’s soul and one’s God, and therefore as a practice exercised in the church or synagogue or mosque rather than in the arena of political action. If, however, your religious beliefs take a more robust form than Locke’s and require that you labor to bring the world into conformity with God’s word and will, the Johnson amendment, or any other limitation on the free exercise of what you take to be your religious duty, will be seen as an unconstitutional interference by the state in the proper business of the church.
His "conceiving." How about: insistence. Locke aside, the framers of the American government were explicit in laying out proscriptions on religious interference in political life, and the notion that the American state as it is constituted can't inquire into explicitly political activity within chuches because such inquiry violates the right to free exercise is casuistry of the highest order. I admire its audacity.

Fish has some severely crackpot notions about the nature of academic investigation:
For a moment I thought I could get clarity on this puzzle by assimilating it to my argument (in previous columns) about what is and is not appropriate behavior for college and university teachers. My position follows from the notion of the distinctiveness of tasks. If the point of academic inquiry is to interrogate diverse bodies of material with a view toward understanding their structure, history, intellectual affinities, etc., taking classroom time to make your students into good citizens or to improve their character or to move them in some political direction is a departure from that point and a blurring of the task’s distinctiveness. There is no limit, I contend, on the topics instructors can take up, but there is a limit on where they can take them. Instruction must stop at the water’s edge of politics and action in the world. Teaching isn’t preaching; the lectern should not be used as a pulpit.
Fish's insistence on absolute and universal agnosticism toward all matters seems principally designed to forestall any possibility that he might have to offer a judgment and defend it on its merits. To his credit, he uses it successfully. The New York Times and Florida International University both pay him to hem and haw noncomittally on all manner of topics. The only principle he strenuously defends is his absolute right to say nothing at all. Must be exhausting.

I've often suggested that if American liberals were really serious about limiting the scope of private gun ownership, they'd try to amend the Constitution to clarify or alter the 2nd Amendment in that direction. Likewise, if the various and sundry faithful in America wish to blend religion and politics in order to "labor to bring the world into conformity with God’s word and will," then they could address the 1st Amendment. The sacrosanctity of the Constitution and Bill of Rights is an invention of the second half of the 20th Century. No document that so plainly lays out the proper procedure for its own alteration can be realistically construed as fixed. It's not the Torah.

Extra special bonus points to Fish, though, for avoiding a pebble on the road by driving off the cliff:
The bottom line is that there is no rational or principled or constitutional resolution to this conflict. The resolution, if there is one, will have to be political.
The insistence that rationality, principle, and the Constitution exist totally outside the realm of the political is tellingly absurd. Of course the resolution is political: it's a question about religion and politics. It's being adjudicated by the courts . . . unless Diamond J. himself descends again to rule on the matter by decree, and even then it would be a decree about politics. It's a purely political conflict within a purely political arena, and Fish's dogged insistence that this both is and is not so doesn't make him a dispassionate, objective scholar in a universe of pure form and reason, illuminating "structure, history, intellectual affinities, etc." It makes him a jackass.

14 comments:

Mr.Fundamental said...


I want to be a tax exempt entity.

"Kingfish" Slaney Black said...

I recall a Fish column from earlier this year predicting that 2008 would be just swell for Republicans because the Iraq War was just going gangbusters and would be embraced by a grateful public.

AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GODDAMN FIREBRAND OF "LEFT-WING" ACADEMIA!?!!?!?

Sorry. I know this is IOZ and I should be more detached and snarky... but Stanley Fish is a toilet.

Anonymous said...

It's political. Therefore it exists.

Ken said...

"Reading Fish as he reads public debate is a lot like watching a person try to jam a Betamax tape into a DVD player."

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

cb said...

I prefer to think of Fish as a performance artist, rather than an actual thinker. That way, I can appreciate the cutting satire, instead of being horribly depressed that this man isn't homeless. But then, I like to pretend that about pretty much everyone writing for the NY Times.

Also, Camille Paglia.

Inkberrow said...

Nihilist, or closet idealist? Fish refers implicitly to rationality and Constitutional rights as if they exist among the Spheres in perfect form....perfect, so long as they continue to eschew any application outside the pristine confines of the Mind of Fish. Analysis is permitted only in his clean-room, where even Fish must wear a protective bunny suit. Next he'll start talking about essential attributes, and whether or not the Constitution could authorize a rock so heavy that it would unconsitutional to lift it....

Schizo said...

or they could, you know, just get rid of the tax-exempt status for churches. if they're so upset about having the government investigate their sermons and all.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, WTF? "No ... constitutional resolution to this conflict?" The f-ing document plainly states how it's to be amended. Sure, law is "vague" and all that bullshit, but there are things that it plainly states are "uncool" (that's a technical term), and you can amend it to include exciting new government actions that fall into the "uncool" category.

almostinfamous said...

shorter IOZ:

fish out of water, constantly!!

Thomas Daulton said...

Likewise, if the various and sundry faithful in America wish to blend religion and politics in order to "labor to bring the world into conformity with God’s word and will," then they could address the 1st Amendment.

Funny enough, I happen to be reading Slacktivist's extremely entertaining review of the "Left Behind" series right now. He points out that, (among numerous other flaws), these books repeatedly and consistently pass up obvious opportunities to gently persuade or convert readers towards their point of view. They are only preaching to the choir, so to speak: the end-times quote-unquote "Fundamentalist" crowd, (whom he takes great pains to point out, are not really literal fundamentalists but Pre-Millenial Dispensationalists). In short: the books are nothing more than one big statement, "Ha-haa, we've been right all along," (PMD's), "So screw everybody else, you're all going straight to Hell, enjoy the pitchforks and sulfur for all eternity."

Fundamentalists and PMD's are a special breed, so it may be dangerous to generalize. But it strikes me that most of the people who try to change politics to reflect their religion are not trying to "bring the world into conformity with God’s word and will." They are not trying to get everyone to join their religion. Religions, after all, function a lot like cliques. They're exclusive, basically by nature. Ultimately, there's no point to spending effort on it if everyone can be a member; the point of the rituals is to exclude those who don't follow the practice. If a religion isn't exclusive then you're left with nothing besides spirituality, not religion.

So the reason religious types don't make a serious effort to change the Constitution is because they don't need to. They're not really trying to create a religious society. They are only trying to punish nonbelievers, not promote their religion and thereby open up membership to everybody.

All they need to do is pass a few laws here and there, criminalizing abortion, alcohol, and/or gays, etcetera, and they're satisfied. With individual exceptions, of course -- but mostly these people don't believe God's will is to Save everybody; they believe God's will is to punish everybody except "us". You don't need to change the Constitution in order to do that.

paul from the clue-by-four said...

I was actually going to TLDR you, Thomas, but that was really a tightly-worded, well-reasoned comment. I am left snarkless.

Thomas Daulton said...

Thanks very much for the compliment. I get so very, very tired of hearing from all the people who think that anything worth saying can always be reduced to three bullet points of 12 words or less.

paul from the clue-by-four said...

I am one of those people. You just left me without an apposite Lebowski quote.

Let's not let it happen again, K?

Anonymous said...

'Congress shall make no law' regarding the state religions of Massachussetts and (I think) the Carolinas. That's what it SAYS.

The really unconstitutional act was the interference by Congress in the Mormon rule of (not yet a state yet, oh well) 1850s Utah.

Separation of Church and State is a great idea. It is a sound principle, perfect in theory, proven in practice. It is a pillar of the French Constitution. Millions of good Christians pray it will continue (or start).

When you say it is in the US Constitution, you, Sir, lie.