Who Is IOZ?: Lazy 8s

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Christianity: Comedy Gold.

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Montag said...: it's true. spec this in the guild layer: just this morning at 3am i was out with my W.O.W. guild of witches and warlocks raiding J-Mc's soul. yeah, we broke a couple of curses off in him. my blood paladin druid gnome cast some serious shit up in that motherfucker.; 1:46 PM
Christopher M. said...: Phase one: metal bands. Phase two: use +1 mace to defeat gelatinous cube. Phase three: radically black neoliberal Anti-Christ. Phase four: mandatory gay marriage for all Christian fetuses.

Oh, I got your spiritual warfare right here, man.; 2:14 PM
Black Sea said...: I, for one, would be interested in learning how to "do" spiritual warfare. Is Carlos Castenada still on the job?; 2:30 PM
IOZ said...: Jeez. Me and the doodz down at the OTO lodge mostly just drink beer and misquote Yeats.; 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...: "She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected."
Clearly it works...; 4:48 PM
Phillip Allen said...: Can I be an EndTime Handmaiden and Servant of Jasper too?

Can I pray and cover McCain and Palin with blood too?

I so want to learn spiritual warfare. I think that's when I apply every cockring and ball strap I have that will fit, dig up some old animal hide leggings and aprons and such, and go bash in the skulls of every fundie whackdoodle within the reach of my 27+ ball peen hammer.; 6:59 PM
Solar Hero said...: Out here in the "spiritual capitol of the world" San Francisco, you have the same phenomenon from the lib side. "Reiki Energy" for Obama, "Subtle Activism" for the Dems (I'd be happy to forward these along to the inestimable IOZ)...; 7:22 PM
Anonymous said...: What time is it here when its 3am there?; 8:05 PM
Anonymous said...: montag-

just have your priest cast silence. problem solved.; 8:43 PM
SteveB said...: She said Obama's grandmother sacrificed a black and a white chicken to the "goddess of the river" so both whites and blacks will vote for Obama.

We had to live through eight years of Bush before the Democrats discovered the power of chicken sacrifice?; 10:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Jesus, the Christian God is such a pussy. If I were him I'd be smacking down on this rinky-dink magic bullshit and setting up my man J-Mac, not relying on a bunch of tin-hat wearing compounders.; 1:38 AM
IOZ said...: You know, that's really the thing. I mean, when Cronus got pissed, he cut off his dad's johnson, but Jay Cee gets all flustered because some other trashy celestial drag queen's got better fake tits.; 11:36 AM
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mds said...: "COVER MCCAIN AND PALIN WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST."

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.; 10:46 PM

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

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