Friday, October 03, 2008

State of Play

From a forensic standpoint, Joe Biden won the debate. He seems to have triumphed in popular perception as well, with pluralities in post-debate polls finding him to be the clear winner. Palin reassured American punditry, however--what a fickle gang they are, really! I suppose that makes it a wash, all things considered.

I watched most of the thing on PBS and was struck afterward by how pudgy the otherwise insubstantial David Brooks has become in the last eight years, which seems like some sort of metaphor, but I'm not certain what for. This is no new observation, but the attempts of wealthy television personalities to intuit their way into the middling mind of middle America are exceptionally vapid and remarkably wrong. In my professed cultural attitudes, obviously, I'm a viciously disdainful elitist; a smug, pompous snob. And yet I did grow up in a small Pennsylvania town (actually, this one), and the elaborate metastructure of expectation and image that pundits construct around candidates and candidates around themselves in order to explicate the behavior of the portion of the population that still votes becomes clear for what it is (this should shock exactly no one)--justification for the continued existence of their jobs. "Regular people," such as they exist, remain motivated by fairly straightforward prejudices and affinities, not questions of whether or not so-and-so "beat expectations," or whatever.

That's a digression. Look. To me the most despairing moment of the whole debate was the discussion of when it is appropriate to use military force, and Joe Biden laid out two points, the first of which was is it feasible, which sounds reasonable after the last eight years until you pause and consider just how monstrous it is. It is, in fact, one of the most explicit rejections I've heard of the quaint and never-practiced doctrine of war as an instrument of the utmost last resort, a point at which feasibility becomes a meaningless rubric because the only other choices are death and subjugation. It affirms violence as a basic tool of statecraft--of course, we all know this to be historically and almost universally the case, but it still rankles to hear it spoken without even the Cold-War-current nods to "the peace-loving American people." In the question just prior, asked if Americans had "the stomach" for Biden's expansive view of acceptable foreign military intervention, Biden was even plainer: "The American people have a stomach for success." This too is a basic truth--that people love peace only until promised triumph--rarely publicly expressed. In a sense, I suppose we owe Senator Joe thanks for his honesty.

Palin coasted through the whole thing on winks and smiles, enunciating a series of pious non sequiturs tangentially related to John McCain's promise to transubstantiate America with the touch of his quaking hands. Even as they hew to know-nothing informality as a signifier of their own authenticity, the McCain/Palin ticket has moved in an increasingly lofty and abstract direction, promising an end to greed and a win for victory and a triumph of the, uh, will. Wrapping such glittering golden turds in heckuvas and dontchaknows makes them no more palatable to people who want someone to blame for their troubles. McCain tried to give them Obama but got wrapped up in his own goofball mythology. Obama meanwhile shed his myth and plated up some fat-cat CEOs. The latter, I suspect, is the better as far as electioneering goes.

17 comments:

Christopher M. said...

All of it depressing, but none of it surprising.

Montag said...

i have a soft spot for Palin's saying McCain will "[take] the politics out of these war issues." i could parse that phrase ten different ways and still not know what the hell she was saying because politicians don't use english correctly. i just know i liked it. not "like" like, but "like" ha-ha.

Anonymous said...

Ioz is quite the statistician. The CBS and CNN polls contact about 100 people who profess to still be undecided and then shoot out of the gate each time with their hot off the press polls and that's enough for IOZ. The other polls which have hundreds of thousands of responses are overlooked by IOZ.

IOZ is a pwoggie who can't admit it. Driving slow in the fast lane does not an theoretical anarchist make.

Montag said...

"other polls which have hundreds of thousands of responses"

what polls are they? sounds like an expensive poll to conduct. and overnight even.

IOZ said...

Maybe the "other polls" dude's talking about are "online voting" on some or other website? AmIdol voting? Do hundreds of thousands of people even vote anymore?

I do sort of enjoy the thought that calling Joe Biden et al. "monstrous" makes me a closet supporter. Also the post-preview "theoretical"--the "an" gives it away, bubba--modifier to anarchist, which makes the attempt at an insult less coherent than it would've been without the adjective.

Anonymous said...

IOZ is a pwoggie who can't admit it.

See, if you were familiar with old-school IOZ, from, like 2006 or so, you'd know that he already plainly stated that he used to vote up until about 2000. He's been there and done that; he's not someone who desperately wants to participate but refrains for fear of losing his purity or anarchist cred.

Dylan Hirsch-Shell said...

Very interesting NPR story you linked to. Especially the part about the guy who doesn't want to admit to people that he's voting for Obama. Is there a possible reverse-Bradley effect that might come into play this election?

AlanSmithee said...

They're might very well be a reverse-Bradley effect if it's Gehpartized on the Smoot curve with an Agnew backspin.

Anonymous said...

He's been there and done that

These are your people, IOZ?

I'm a viciously disdainful elitist; a smug, pompous snob. And yet I did grow up in a small Pennsylvania town

And this is your story. What, are you running for office now?

IOZ said...

Uh, what?

mds said...

how pudgy the otherwise insubstantial David Brooks has become in the last eight years

Yeah, he really needs to go easier on the salad bar at Applebee's.

fledermaus said...

you're out of your element, anon 12:17

The polls are not the issue here

Anonymous said...

It looks as if the trolls have moved on without offering me money for my vote. This is tragic. The ones left are making wholly incoherent posts. We will miss you, guy(s).

IOZ said...

Now taking suggestions on future misattributions to see if we can catch some more.

Montag said...

Now taking suggestions on future misattributions to see if we can catch some more.

how about a glen greenwald/glen reynolds switch. or is that taking it too far?

Anonymous said...

In my professed cultural attitudes, obviously, I'm a viciously disdainful elitist; a smug, pompous snob. And yet I did grow up in a small Pennsylvania town

A person who grew up in a small Pennsylvania town can be smug? About what?

IOZ said...

As a general rule, if you're going to try to take a shot across the bow, you have to aim at the ship, sailor.