Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Fornication

The idea that children are uniquely vulnerable to profanity is probably valid insofar as children parrot things that they hear. That said, the fact that we tolerate violence and sex on the television, but you can't say fuck without censure, that is seriously fucked up. On any number of prime-time network sitcoms, you will hear obvious sexual double-entendres that are much grosser than the f-bomb. The American obsession with dirty words is bizarre, especially given their prevalence in our day-to-day vocabulary. Is there some groundswell of popular animus against vulgar language? Cuz I gotta be honest, the vigilance our censors display on this issue creeps me the fuck out.

21 comments:

cb said...

I still can't understand why showing the naked human form is so much worse than having a chainsaw lop off a limb, so good luck with this one.

MikeWebkist said...

I blame radio: words are the most obvious extreme an audio-only medium can push. People got riled up and established the "for the children" exception to the first amendment. And as we all know, laws are like zombies and can never die, so it has stuck around far longer than it has in the culture it's supposedly protecting.

Mr. E. Meat said...

Fuck.

I just came here to say that.

mushr00m said...

mr. e. meat,

I think you misspoke. YOu meant: shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits.

Montag said...

what does it mean to say kids are uniquely vulnerable to particular words? that they 'succumb' to the 'overwhelming' 'temptation' to utter them?

who fucking cares?

"Scalia interjected that even if used devoid of sexual connotation, a word like 'fuck' has the power to shock because at its core it is sexual even if that meaning is not intended."

no. a word like 'fuck' has the power to shock because of the bizarre obsessive taboo against people (especially children) using it.

the arguments make no sense whatsoever, and i agree with the original IOZ, the whole thing "creeps me the fuck out" cause now when my 4th grade daughter comes home and says, "fuck! i left my book at school," i'm stuck considering what would be running through that sick fuck Scalia's mind had he heard her.

Montag said...

Just one thing, Dude. Do ya have to use so many cuss words?

Mr.Fundamental said...

`the fuck are you talking about?

Keifus said...

Since we just visited the Jetsons, I'll point out that John Varley's science fiction stories often include passing references to an educational kids' show called "What the Fuck?" (produced by one Oscar Bigbird III, if I remember it correctly). Good times.

But then, that crazy fucker evidently believes in crazy shit like inevitable climate disasters, so probably not a reliable source.

K (not that I really know anything about the guy's politics, or have read him anytime recently)

Anonymous said...

We're going to cut your dick off, Larry!

Montag said...

Mr. Fun:

Okay, have it your way.

Keifus said...

Er, my apologies. How's this:

Fuck it! Yes! That's your answer. That's your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!

erin4thefword said...

Thanks for bringing this up. The f-word is used so fuckin' frequently, it has lost all the power it once had. Seriously, watch some mid-80's movie like "Adventures in Babysitting" and you will agree.

When the punk on the L says to Elisabeth Shue: "Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell" and she responds, "Don't fuck with The Babysitter!" - it is a moment that would be completely lost on the current generation.

alexi de sadesky said...

Reminds me of this Patton Oswalt bit.

TGGP said...

Two and a Half Men would consist of nothing absent sexual innuendo (it consists of little as it is), yet it's broadcast on one of those family channels. What kind of screwed up family watches that together? How have they so avoided any exposure to good comedy?

almostinfamous said...

dude.. see Carlin, George. subheading of Entire career. he was also a little funnier.

alexi de sadesky said...

dood... I agree. But as I said before, this post reminds me of that particular bit. I don't think I tried to crown anyone funniest man to ever walk the planet here but maybe my comment wasn't succinct enough for you.

Anonymous said...

Is this your fucking homework, Larry?

Anonymous said...

Is that your car outside?

Brian said...

Amusingly enough, a local radio "personality" just this week lost his job because of an accidental "live mike" episode. "I want Joe the mother-f****n' Plumber dead!". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Karel_Bouley

Anonymous said...

Heh. He said 'animus'. That's just "I'm" in "anus". Heh-heh. Heh.

IOZ said...

Hey Lois. Diarrhea.