Friday Foodie Frivolity

Dear Waiters in Pittsburgh,

Item 1: The s in the final syllable of Niçoise is annunciated enunciated. You aren't subtly correcting me when you repeat it back to me incorrectly.

Item 2: Please stop saying Steak au "poave". It sounds like you're offering me "Poor Man's Steak."

Item 3: The second syllable in bruschetta is pronounced as a hard c. Seriously. I swear to god.

Love,
IOZ

PS Evidently my own spelling is religious.