Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Good Night, Sweet Prince

With the Steelers killbot übervictory over the hapless Skins last night, the Donk Restoration seems cosmically assured. As if it were in doubt, Dan Rooney, the last remaining human being to command respect in Western Pennsylvania, publicly endorsed Obama. The stars are aligned, the fat lady is singing, and the grounds crew is still trying to pound the imprint of Jason Campbell's ass out of the turf at FedEx. Bob Barr, you ran a noble campaign.

The whole thing exhausts me anymore. I'm sure I'll have something to say tomorrow.

Posted by IOZ at 8:29 AM | email »
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4 comments:

paul from the clue-by-four said...

hopefully in iambic pentameter with an a-b-a-b, c-d-c-d, e-f-e-f rime scheme

12:13 PM
Inkberrow said...

Synchronicity, IOZ:

As it happens, Wayne Allyn Root, the Malibu Kid, Bob Barr's Libertarian Party running mate as well as Obama's classmate at Columbia, is a sports handicapper in real life and had the Steelers to win outright last night.

Root has the Obama's electoral college over/under at 295....

1:22 PM
Anonymous said...

"exhausts me anymore..."??? -- I thought the use of anymore without another negative was confined to some upper midwestern dialects like mine. But I guess anymore the Internets are bringing us all together.

2:14 PM
JYD said...

the skins lost? all i know is Portis had 134 all-purpose yards,a solo tackle, and a forced fumble to secure a victory for me in my fantasy football league.

4:13 PM

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