Thursday, November 13, 2008

If You Love Me

...you will go immediately and cast your write-in vote for dead commie Gus Hall for SecDef. We lost the election, but not the war!

15 comments:

Mr.Fundamental said...

I did that yesterday.

Ashley said...

Done. But this doesn't mean we're exclusive or anything.

MandT said...

Dorthy Day for VP!

Anonymous said...

People used to say, the only Communists in America are Gus Hall, his wife and some undercover FBI agents.

--cemmcs

Frederick said...

Done and done, Sir.

Anonymous said...

I went over there to vote, but I couldn't find a listing of that Ayers chap I've been hearing so much about.

Anonymous said...

sec def-gus hall
state-noam chomsky
homeland security-emma goldman
justice- eugene debs
ahh, to dream...

Anonymous said...

sec def-gus hall
state-noam chomsky
homeland security-emma goldman
justice- eugene debs
ahh, to dream...

Anonymous said...

Ron Paul's groupies appear to be attempting to pack the vote, God knows why.

LA Confidential Pantload said...

Didn't Teddy Roosevelt say "a live Ron Paul or a dead Gus Hall" in that North African thingie he was involved in? Or am I thinking of something else?

Crusader AXE said...

I don't know, Brother. Jesse Ventura is on the list for SecDef. I think that would be cool, particularly if we could get him to wear the boa. Lately, he sounds like Crispin on a mix of crack and steroids.

Candidate for Life Guiliani made the list for AG for fuck sakes. The real names are wilder than Gus Hall...and, Paul is one of those OB/GYNs that can't practice their love for women fully, yet he made the list for all of them.

Reality is more warped than our scattered irony...

Mike said...

"Reality is more warped than our scattered irony..."

Amen brother.

If those are the Top Ten picks of educated(sic) NYTimes readers....

Why not just post the 1-888# now and be done with it?

American has spoken!

News at 11:00!

Anonymous said...

No votes for Lyndon LaRouche? Must be losing his grip.

MandT said...

The ghost of Ethel Rosenburg

Anonymous said...

anon at 8:20

You're expected to be clueless as usual but you don't have to advertise it.