Monday, December 29, 2008

The Final Solution

At this point, the only way to eliminate the threat of rocket fire into Israel from the Gaza Strip is to kill 1.5 million people. So, Israel, there you go. Your move.

Posted by IOZ at 12:51 PM | email »
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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

At this point, the only way to eliminate the threat of rocket fire into Israel from the Gaza Strip is to kill 1.5 million people. So, Israel, there you go. Your move.

Not quite true. You could also forcibly deport 1.5 million people, which would be a pretty fucking brutal 21st Century trail of tears.

1:09 PM
Anonymous said...

Have they tried smallpox infested blankets and cheap whiskey? The problem with final solutions is all the intermediate steps that tend to go unnoticed.

1:23 PM
Christopher M. said...

They're working their way up to it.

1:29 PM
littlehorn said...

Is rocket fire really a problem for Israel ? I think it's quite useful to them. Why would they ever try to stop that ? So long as there's land to grab, rocket fire is awesome.

1:38 PM
IOZ said...

It's not very much land. I mean, if I were bent on establishing a Lebensraum, I'd want it to be bigger than Philafuckingdelphia.

1:48 PM
Anonymous said...

It's not very much land. I mean, if I were bent on establishing a Lebensraum, I'd want it to be bigger than Philafuckingdelphia.

mssr., reigning in one's grandiose illusions is what passes for sanity when beset by Common Wisdom.

1:52 PM
Crusader AXE said...

I think the whole "Never again" thing in Israel refers solely to those of Jewish descent. I suspect that at least some of the far right parties have considered a "final solution," but the problem is that unless the Saudis go along with it, we probably couldn't be down with it...

Lots of Arabs are tired of the Palestinians. They keep complaining about being aggrieved, and wanting money and help and so on, when all the Arabs want to do is bugger goats and do their worry beads. So, the Saudis might be down with it after all...

2:55 PM
littlehorn said...

all the Arabs want to do is bugger goats and do their worry beads

IOZ, what on earth could you have written on this blog, to attract such ..."interesting" "persons"...

4:56 PM
Crusader AXE said...

Interesting? Hardly...just trying to help a buddy out...compared to my brothers at Area 51 and on the Defeatists, I am totally boring.

7:25 PM
Anonymous said...

Tbis was all prophesied.....

8:53 PM
MandT said...

"mssr., reigning in one's grandiose illusions is what passes for sanity when beset by Common Wisdom." That's no fun. It destroys the pleasure of narcissistic sociopathic theater. .

12:20 PM
NutellaonToast said...

Pretty much. Hey, at least it's not 6 million so it's ok.

4:53 PM
Dunc said...

Very late to this, but perhaps I can shed some light on one matter:

It's not very much land. I mean, if I were bent on establishing a Lebensraum, I'd want it to be bigger than Philafuckingdelphia.

The key is water - Israel proper has virtually none, and they use a lot. You can spend an interesting afternoon looking up hydrological maps of the region and overlaying the areas of conflict. Although the Gaza aquifer is pretty well fucked by now...

1:34 PM

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