Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Pin-down

It's been linked from about a billion blogs already, but this is a cornucopia just in time for the holidays. Yo Denny, women like to fuck if it's good.

12 comments:

paul from the clue-by-four said...

In Part II, I will explain in detail why mood should play little or no role in a woman's determining whether she has sex with her husband.

Part III, as I understand it, covers grudgefucking and ways to get around restraining orders.

littlehorn said...

lol

Nah, part 3 is about why rape is actually a good thing for women. You just have to stop and think about it for a little while.

Agi said...

That shit is gold.

A Squirrel said...

I briefly got the creepy feeling that he was penning an ex post facto justification for sexually assaulting his wife.

David Chappell said...

Or he's preparing his excuses for having an affair.

Mr.Fundamental said...

Dear fucking lord that is hilarious.

LA Confidential Pantload said...

Apparently two divorces haven't given this bozo a clue. Two wetsuits and a dildo, on the other hand......

Hey, happy holidays, IOZ and all you IOZnicki!

alansmithee said...

So, what Prager is saying is that he's a lousy screw. So what? Most conservitards are six second wonders anyway.

erin4iraq said...

what makes you think you know what women want, ioz?

Violet said...

He's right. If the guy is good in the sack, he won't have to beg.

I Kahn O'Clast said...

It is no secret that, on average, men -- especially young men -- want more sex than women do. That men are more likely to use porn, frequent strip clubs and rent prostitutes is not because of the rule of the patrimony: it's because men -- especially young men -- have bigger sexual appetites. Again: on average.

Personally I don't think that men should marry until they are pushing (or older than) 30. Prostitution should be legal.

The article is a bit much: a better approach would not have been "spread em" but rather encourage him to jerk off as much as he likes. And if you like to, help him do it.

Aaron said...

Part III will be why Sylvia Pardo's death should be ruled a suicide.