Thursday, December 04, 2008

Slash



Ohemmgee - I'm pretty sure that I read this story on the Nifty Archive last night.

11 comments:

ts said...

Thanks IOZ, that just blew up my gaydar.

I think I'll watch that again with a Judas Priest song in the background.

Phillip Allen said...

Mr Cooper just wanted an excuse to get naked with Phelps in the showers after their 'race'. And both are narcissistic enough to think that it makes sense to put the little display on national television.

IOZ said...

Narcissistic = hott

obamas puppy said...

Just last week, my wife actually said,'You think Anderson is gay?'

I was kind of speechless, I mean, we live in intown Atlanta for crissakes. You'd think she'd be able to spot the genus if not the species.

Thomas Daulton said...

I still miss Ian Thorpe.

Y'ever wonder if Bill Hemmer and Anderson Cooper ever work late together on a difficult, sweaty deadline in the CNN office after the air conditioning goes out...?

Eric Martin said...

Y'ever wonder if Bill Hemmer and Anderson Cooper ever work late together on a difficult, sweaty deadline in the CNN office after the air conditioning goes out...?

In the past tense perhaps. Hasn't Hemmer moved on to Fox?

The Promiscuous Reader said...

Mr. Cooper's appeal -- and Mr. Phelps's, for matter -- largely escapes me. Look at Cooper's profile in the embedded image: too much nose, too much chin, and it looks like they're getting ready to meet each other eventually. In a couple of decades Cooper will look like the Wicked Witch of the West.

Sure, Phelps has a great body; he's a freakin' Olympic athlete, for chrissake. But his face looks like any number of young rednecks that I see in my little town, not evincing much intelligence or personality. Just not my type, dears, but to each his own.

Anonymous said...

Largely agree with TPR. The most interesting thing, if you count wealthy suicides "interesting," about Coop is his family. Otherwise, yet another vaguely well-dressed, vaguely handsome, mostly bland dude with a seriously nasal voice (perhaps it is the nose to blame). Phelps has a pig's face, let's be honest. And that triangular torso thing may be counted as lovely by some, but it does make him look tense and squishy all the time. Between this post and the one about the six year-old guy below, I'm genuinely startled to find how shallow and boring IOZ's tastes in men run. I mean, really? That's it? It's like tapping in the middle-brow fantasies of a white, thirty year-old librarian who doesn't care much for smut, or, really, for anything else.

IOZ said...

I must admit that it occasionally mystifies me . . . okay, that it often mystifies me, how regular readers of this blog take its every, uh, utterance as a construction of deep and heartfelt personal feeling. Like, uh, maybe you oughta go check out the Nifty Archive, dudes. I recommend "Munich 1932" in the "Historical" section, for starters.

IOZ said...

Uh, "Munich 1923"

Anonymous said...

Likewise is it mystifying where you got "deep" and "heartfelt personal feeling" out of the above remarks. Perhaps you ought to read them as indirect pleading for more pictures of men, presumably nude, well-hung, grizzly, and of color. Cheers.