Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Pittsburgh Babylon

I want to state unequivocally that I currently have no recollection, to the best of my knowledge, of ever bumping into Yarone Zober at Club Pittsburgh.

Posted by IOZ at 11:39 AM | email »
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6 comments:

mandt said...

Check the security cam-i-sutra.

1:15 PM
Aaron said...

"Her son was working for a tree company that did jobs in Pittsburgh."

What is that, fancy lingo for rent-boy? And Cleophus Pettway? The whole article sounds fishy to me.

1:18 PM
Jonathan said...

"Because people don't like us -- we have a big house, we're successful in the community, we donate money to charity -- they feel like they have to knock us down." As a standalone beside-the-point, this is a classic diversion, if terribly shop-worn.

I plan to make a ring-tone of it, and play it everywhere, as this is the sort of assertion which, though very doubtful when first heard, becomes more convincing as familiarity grows, until it becomes a social dogma, and is referenced by every bore you know.

3:12 PM
IOZ said...

They do give good pool parties, and the open bar policy usually includes the rent boys as well.

3:21 PM
mandt said...

Is a pool party the same as touching a door nob?

4:09 PM
Anonymous said...

You never hear the good things about taking cocaine. Pop star nooz IOZ can yooz.

7:25 PM

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