Friday, February 06, 2009

Mandingo

Judith Warner has some kind of crazy-lady article about how all women want to be violated by Barack Obama's giant postracial member, apparently because Michelle Obama is the first campaign wife in history to smile lovingly at her husband while he makes speeches and praise him effusively in public.

Posted by IOZ at 12:37 PM | email »
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17 comments:

Christopher M. said...

Man, I have no idea how you find this shit.

12:57 PM
two to the fighting eighth power said...

"Like a lot of folks, I have anxiety about being outside of the Obama administration universe right now (...) I really feel like I’m scrambling internally … to deserve Obama cred and all I’ve got is this over-my-head wonder for the man that amounts to being an Obama girl."

Obama really, truly, and nonmetaphorically is their God, Idol, and Big Brother all in one, their benevolent all-knowing all-seeing all-speaking Overlord, whose imaginary presence in their lives gives them direction and comfort, and whom they are constantly anxious to obey and please.

1:43 PM
LA Confidential Pantload said...

That's some fucked-up stuff, all right. What's next? Fantasies of the President delivering Big Sausage Pizza?

1:51 PM
Anonymous said...

i would bet my life that judith warner cried when princess diana died. and not just cried but also went to one of those candle light vigil things and felt 'sisterhood' with her compatriots.

1:53 PM
IOZ said...

Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in story, production value, feeling.

1:56 PM
Christopher M. said...

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

3:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Plus he's going to let all the torturers escape prosecution! What a dreamboat this dusky moor is!

3:03 PM
Mr.Fundamental said...

I look forward to the cultural backlash.

Of course, you do get the good with
the bad. The new technology permits
us to do exciting things with
interactive erotic software. Wave
of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

3:11 PM
IOZ said...

On you, maybe.

3:23 PM
b-psycho said...

To be honest, I wouldn't mind screwing Michelle...

6:57 PM
LA Confidential Pantload said...

IOZ, this is totally off-topic, but when are you going to add Twisty Faster to your blogroll? I mean, much as I dearly love this place, it is more than a trifle dude-o-centric.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you....

7:48 PM
Dan said...

Gotta second LACP here. I can't bookmark stuff here at work, and I use your blogroll as a 'favorites' page. (Y'see, 'IOZ' is quick & easy to type into the google, so...)

10:05 PM
puppylander said...

dusky moor(e)...

*titter, giggle* and here we have bo's pornstar name.

10:32 AM
alexi de sadesky said...

trollop! morpheus would never shape such reverie. clearly these bitches are twisted.

what a sick sick disgusting piece of filth. we're living in fucking north korea and no one sees the slanty eyes right in front of them.

12:28 PM
Anonymous said...

Mandingo ate my baby.

3:39 PM
erin4iraq said...

this is scary pathetic and why it is sometimes just flat out embarassing to be a woman

2:44 AM
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