Friday, February 20, 2009

Michael Steele Revises the GOP Platform to Get Jiggy Wit It

Yaw yaw
bitchz say we eerelevant
but i drop lock
hot like a elephant
flip reaganz
and expresidents
filibust communist experiments
keep tight
fly light
pick fights wit terrerists
osama muthafucka
yaw know ya cant handle dis
black ops gangsta
im in ya cave
wit my nine
like a dick in a pussy
but no faggots
sanctified
ya'll progress niggaz
try steal ma ride
but i'm a coup d'état nigga
deep on da inside.

Posted by IOZ at 12:25 PM | email »
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14 comments:

Solar Hero said...

I'm down with Presidents to represent me.

1:14 PM
Mr.Fundamental said...

WOOT!

booyah

1:15 PM
Anonymous said...

i don't see an attribution anywhere, so i assume this is an IOZ Original©. huh, i guess my only question is: drugs or no drugs?

2:20 PM
nikkos said...

Let it be called:

"Black Steele In The Hour of Chaos"

(with apologies to PE)

2:46 PM
NutellaonToast said...

I'm fiscally responsible
Like a ho' wid a pimp!

3:10 PM
Ben There said...

Haw haw haw!

3:54 PM
idiot said...

you should write for the post

4:45 PM
IOZ said...

which post is that?

4:49 PM
idiot said...

ny

5:41 PM
TGGP said...

I think it's one of Dilbert's indicators of a doomed company when the reaction to poor performance is not thinking how to deliver a better product/service but simply rebranding.

5:51 PM
IOZ said...

idiot - I fear I don't get it.

6:03 PM
idiot said...

Its cool. I was trying to tie it in to the recent political cartoon and failed spectacularly.

6:22 PM
rowan said...

If you got beef
with Howard Dean
jus holla at me
tha G O P

8:26 PM
Crusader AXE said...

You gotta get the chorus of "mutafuckah...mutafuckah...peas out!" going in the background to get the whole effect.

So, let me get this straight? Johnny B "Bonemaster" and MitchyMitchMC are headed to the "heartland" to do what, exactly? Breakdance in the Rotary in Tuscaloosa? Get down with it in Clovis? Join with MC Rove and the less Talented members of the Drew Carey troop at some Father and Song banquets at the San Angelo CYO?

As Melissa Harris-Blackwell, 30ish professor of politics and African American Studies at Princeton told Rachel Maddow, "They see Obama as Superman, and they wanted to get kryptonite. You get Kryptonite from Superman's home planet, so they went to Planet Blackguy! Planet Old Blackguy...This is going to fail, but it's going to be soooo funny. I can't wait...Peace out, Rachel."

Peace out, IOZ! Mutafuckah...

5:11 PM

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