Friday, March 13, 2009

The Safest Hookee

Marvel as Kathryn Jean Lopez makes the argument for universal lesbianism.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing, but I'll bet no one ever asked K-Lo to hook up with her.
Like not being picked for the softball team.
So a moral philosophy is born.

Dunc said...

Universal lesbianism? I'm all for it, but I'm afraid I don't have the right equipment...

Anonymous said...

"It suggests a lack of respect for oneself and one’s . . . hookee.?

Meaning all girls who have sex outside of marriage are. . . "hookers?"

YF

Montag said...

not sure what "actual happiness" is, but the idea that one particular sex act (you mean coitus?) precludes it seems odd.

David Macharelli said...

It must be comforting for K-Lo to believe that not having sex has been her choice.

Mr.Fundamental said...

I hope today's recipe has something dead in it.

bonecrusher said...

"Teenagers can actually do fun, fulfilling things that don’t involve possible pregnancy."

This is a "rainbow party" reference, right?

Anonymous said...

Why is sex even a topic of discussion? Who cares?

Dan said...

Ugh. Thanx for putting THAT image in my head.

mac said...

It's not a rainbow party reference-It's a teabagging ref.

I used to date k-low. Stuff a donut in her mouth so the hole lines up with her esophogus. pour in hot coffee and dunk. You need to move fast.

Anonymous said...

Awwwgg, just got a headache.