Anyway, I was reading a bit of a fiction piece to a friend the other night, and he particularly liked
I was working my first post-collegiate job at a company called Global Solutions, whose remarkable slogan was Solutions for a Global World.He said, "Oh man, is that supposed to be [your company]?" And I said, No, no. It's supposed to be America.
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Honey, you need to back away from the keyboard.
This is starting to look like Twitter.
Wait, you read aloud to your friends? Is that a gay thing?
You're always holding out on us, IOZ.
People who think you shouldn't use "whose" to refer to inanimate antecedents are stupid.
Makes perfect sense -- the "friend" he was reading to was Thomas Friedman (bound, gagged, and suspended over boiling oil) and IOZ was trying to convince him that the world is not, in fact, flat. Next IOZ ran over him with a Lexus and then chopped down an olive tree.
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