Monday, April 06, 2009

Structuralism

Barack Obama speaking in Turkey:

The United States is not and never will be at war with Islam. Our partnership with the Muslim world is critical in rolling back a fringe ideology that people of all faiths reject. The future must belong to those who create, not those who destroy. That is the future we must work for, and we must work for it together.
Bill Clinton, speaking in America:
But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false, and I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.

13 comments:

george said...

...depends on what the meaning of the word Is-lam, is.

IOZ said...

And we have a winner!

Aaron said...

By "Islam" I think he is referring to the Saudis. I don't think you could call, say, the King of Jordan or Mubarak devout.

george said...

http://www.ehow.com/how_5622_make-layup.html

Christopher M. said...

At war with Islam? Never! At war with Muslims? Well, shucks, that's just part of the job description.

The Promiscuous Reader said...

Are you sure that first quotation doesn't come from George W. Bush?

Thurston Unger said...

The lie from Obama's mouth isn't the first sentence in the quoted paragraph (see Saudi Arabia, Albania, Kosovo, et al) but rather the subsequent lies.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it.
The first Dem Prez was speaking in Turkey.
The second was speaking in America.

Prof. Obvious

Mr.Fundamental said...

I'm fucking Polish Catholic.

CMike said...

I suppose if President Clinton had been nailing some handsome young lad IOZ would have thought it was his own damn business. By the way, President Clinton and President Obama have both had other things to say over the last ten years.

AlanSmithee said...

Oh yeah! Lots of things. Like "Let's fund clean coal and nuke plants." and "We had to bomb the serbs to save them."

Hope for fucking small change, dipshit.

IOZ said...

Did I say I thought it was someone's business that the Big Dog liked fat chicks? The world does not stop and start at your convenience.

CMike said...

No, you did not say you thought that. Rather, you use the **Lewinsky Scandal** here as some sort of the touchstone for presidential perfidy. Thanks for playing ... right along.