Fair Game

Sarah Palin is fair game for most kinds of mockery, from Tina Fey's "I can see Russia from my house" to harsher fare. But not her kids. Her kids ought to be off-limits.

-Howie Kurtz

Good god, why? This fecund little critter is on every magazine cover in CVS, expostulating on the horrors of her sitcheeayshun, explainalating to fellow youngsterettes that if they allow the needle to pass through the eye of the camel into heaven, then they, like her, will be afflicted with a horrible illness typified by an enormous, fast-growing tumor that will literally burst out of their bodies through the vagina! She's like what would happen if they made Britney Spears the spokesperson for Gilda's Club.