Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I, Rationality

Mohamed ElBaradei has a gut feeling that Iran is seeking nuclear weapons. It just . . . makes sense. After all, countries like Iraq and Afghanistan, which didn't have nukes, got "pulverized," whereas countries like Pakistan and North Korea, which had nukes, didn't. Iran would be totally irrational if it didn't seek an atom death machine. We cannot trust these moolaws if they do not immediately begin weaponizing uranium! Their failure to produce nuclear weapons only proves that their eschatology abrogates the fear of death! Madmen! They must, at all costs, be prevented from not pursuing a nuclear weapons program.

3 comments:

Mr.Fundamental said...

I want one.

Agi said...

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NutellaonToast said...

Wait, so if they have nukes, they're bad and we can't invade them. Of course, we can't have countries around that don't ahve nukes because then if we need to invade them later on down the road, they'll have nukes and we can't. Solution; invade all non-nuclear countries now so that they cannot become nuclear countries we want to invade later. It's the only way to prevent nuclear war, starting a pandemic war on everything is!