Monday, June 08, 2009

A Series of Oblique References

Newt Gingrich is bitching about paganism, which suggests that someone's Bohemian Grove invitation got lost in the mail. Someone call Alex Jones. Hot tip: It was the grays. Where is Whitley Streiber when you need him. Molech, Molech, Molech!

Anyway, follow the links to the Virginia Pilot article wherein the Right Reverend Mike Huckabee retells the charming Biblical tale of Thomas Jefferson and the beanstalk.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus, that's magnificent. My family is the ultimate authority, not the government, and the government can't tell me what to do, and, uh, if anyone breaks the law, they have to be punished, because you have to do what the government says.

The voices in my head hunt moose.

11:25 AM
Cüneyt said...

Oh, the principles are absolutely delightful. The most adorable thing in some time.

12:14 PM
mds said...

Right Reverend Mike Huckabee

Though he's definitely on the right, he's certainly wrong an awful lot. Oh, and he bore false witness about his seminary degree, so he's not a real reverend, though he plays one on TV. (Yes, yes, a politician who's a corrupt phony. I'll alert the ever-watchful press, so they can give him another forum for his mushroom-enhanced fantasies.)

Also, I'm stealing "the charming Biblical tale of Thomas Jefferson and the beanstalk," since neither my family nor the government told me not to.

10:41 AM
mds said...

Also, Ollie North? Seriously? Psst, Ollie, the Christian God who gave you your citizenship supposedly frowns on oathbreakers. And those Iranian mullahs you illegally sold armaments to? Pagans. I know it's hard to tell, given the overlap between their beliefs and yours, but try to keep it straight (no pun intended).

12:05 PM

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