Terminator: the Barack Obama Chronicles

It is also worth considering that while we tweet away our intelligence on whether or not Sonia Sotomayor is the Tokyo Rose of the Reconquista, our flying death robots are destroying and destabilizing Pakistan, the world's Most Nuclear™ Post-Partition Ex-British-Colony. While I am not especially concerned that the destabilization of this corner of the world will result in some Tom, Dick, or Mohammed detonating a nuke in the new, pedestrian-friendly Times Square, I nevertheless think it must be awfully shitty to be a subsistence farmer scratching out a mean existence in a rough and unforgiving terrain while also worrying that an errant CGI extra from a McG battle sequence is going to kill your daughter's wedding party.