Thursday, June 25, 2009

A Young, Trophy Governor . . . Owes Money All Over Town . . .

He kidnapped himself.

Posted by IOZ at 8:27 AM | email »
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20 comments:

NutellaonToast said...

But what about the toe, man?

11:31 AM
Mark Sanford said...

Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend.

1:02 PM
mac said...

Calm down Mark. Your street-cred on immigration is impeccable.

1:24 PM
IOZ said...

Every side in bed with the other . . . beautiful stuff.

1:38 PM
periscopedepth said...

"Mark Sanford ... treats objects ... like women!"

1:49 PM
IOZ said...

I'm just helping her conceive, man!

1:58 PM
Mr.Fundamental said...

How ya gonna keep 'em down on
the farm once they seen Karl Hungus.

2:10 PM
IOZ said...

A natural, zesty experience.

2:32 PM
Anonymous said...

And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.

3:10 PM
Happy Jack said...

Dude's the Bob Beamon of philandering politicians.

3:57 PM
g-nome said...

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

4:13 PM
Mark Sanford said...

You mean coitus?

4:41 PM
Aaron said...

I thought he just went to fix the cable.

6:13 PM
Press Secretary said...

Look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light.

6:14 PM
Anonymous said...

Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

6:16 PM
ran said...

Were you listening to the governor's story Donnie?

1:57 AM
IOZ said...

Lotta ins, lotta outs.

10:31 AM
Mark Sanford said...

You are entering a world of pain, son.

1:09 PM
IOZ said...

Little fucker's stonewalling me!

3:11 PM
Anonymous said...

Jesus, man, can you change the station?

4:59 PM

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