Who Is IOZ?: The Final Word on Skip Gates

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Final Word on Skip Gates

All I'm saying is this: if I'm having a cop and a black guy over to my house for a beer, I don't want any women around to prevent, you know, a perfectly natural and normal occurrence in a single-sex environment where alcohol is being consumed.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...: How does a woman’s presence prevent the guys from watching Spike TV?; 2:19 PM
IOZ said...: You and I, brother, are on another wavelength entirely.; 2:22 PM
Anonymous said...: Oh, that normal occurance. My bad.; 2:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Every player in this farce, including the POTUS, is a monstrous, engorged prick, which makes it difficult to choose sides. Linked article makes Whalen sound reasonable, whereas said televised press conference comprised a repulsive mixture of martyred sighs and self-righteous sniffles.; 2:26 PM
mac said...: I've heard Whalen's a raging alcoholic and a mean drunk to boot. Oh sure, she gets all weepy at first. Next thing you know she's breaking antiques and grabbing crotch.; 3:06 PM
Fellow Traveller said...: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert.; 3:52 PM
IOZ said...: I say it to all the boys: If you try any preversions in there, I'll blow your head off.; 4:19 PM
frantz fanonymous said...: You mean coitus?; 4:47 PM
Inkberrow said...: Everyone comes away a winner except poor Whalen. After they pay lip service to Healing over their Keystone Light pounders, Crowley and Gates will curse the other to hell under their respective breaths, and return home to their constituencies proclaiming unequivocal victory. Crowley and Gates will both (accurately) report the confidential support of the Moralizer In Chief at the expense of their antagonist.

Obama will have successfully turned his premature ejaculation over the exciting prospect of timely James Byrd-style political leverage into an opportunity to fulfill his first campaign promise, by playing the measured, post-racialist peacemaker he'd said he was, even as he grinds his teeth in shame and frustration.

Ms. Whelan, on the other hand, is the true victim of this identity-politics cautionary tale, especially of her president's opportunistic, counterfactual sanctimony. She goes the way of the school board staffer who said "niggardly" during the budget debate, and her family hopes none of Jackson or Sharpton's illiterate brownshirts move to her Cambridge neighborhood should they be admitted to Harvard on an academic scholarship.; 4:50 PM
paul from the clue-by-four said...: Jackson or Sharpton's illiterate brownshirts

Oh, come on IOZ, they threatened integration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?; 4:57 PM
Anonymous said...: I dont get it. Aren't the black guy and the cop the same person?; 4:59 PM
Fellow Traveller said...: They call it the Oval Office for a reason.; 6:20 PM
stephanie g said...: So you have a thing for guys in uniform then?; 6:59 PM
Inkberrow said...: Paul---

Correction--some of the civil rights leaders, like Dr. King, wanted integration. Black separatist resentment-vendors from Cone to Carmichael to Seale preferred desegregation, as applied to the old status quo anyway. Thanks to the successful efforts of the separatists, these days it's squarely back to principled resegregation, except with folks like the Right Reverends Sharpton, Wright, Farrakhan, and Jackson, plus Black Scholards like West and Gates, with the Good Separatist's whip-hand.

Look, I'm with you---until this unseemly off-narrative diversion, Gates and Charles Ogletree were THIS close to floating their long-awaited euphemism for massive slavery reparations. Now their valuable work will be delayed for at least a year.; 7:58 PM
Dirk Diggler said...: "So, boys, now that we've got a few drinks in us -- how can we rectify all of this pent-up tension between us?"

(Music starts.); 9:51 PM
Enron said...: Wait, so Carmichael and Huey Newton were responsible for George Wallace and Dick Nixon? Makes perfect sense. Racism is all of the black's fault.; 11:21 PM
Inkberrow said...: Enron---

Yes. We are talking about Hoagy Carmichael, right?

On racism, the real problem is actually the equal opposite from your little bit of ahistorical ad absurdum---to wit, the canard that racism is none of the blacks' fault.

Still, we can all rest assured that had it been African or Muslim venture capitalists transporting us Western Europeans as chattel a few hundred years ago, they'd long ago have realized their own original sin and made copious reparation. Strike that, I just heard they still traffic in flesh....; 11:54 AM
Anonymous said...: Well shit fire and save matches, Inky, I'm convinced! Since they woulda done it to us in your counterfactual history story and even been proud of it, we had no choice but to do it to them first in reality!

Actually, isn't that pretty much your argument for attacking Iran, too? I'm sensing a pattern here...; 1:40 PM
Brian M said...: I think Inky needs to stop hangin' around here and get to work on that great alternative history novel that I just know is bubbling beneath his skull. I see big profits and a Hollywood Tie In from The Africa Chronicles: How the Africans Woulda Done to Us If We Hadn't Got There First.; 6:20 PM
Coldtype said...: "On racism, the real problem is actually the equal opposite from your little bit of ahistorical ad absurdum---to wit, the canard that racism is none of the blacks' fault"
-Ink stain

You fucking clown.; 8:12 AM
Inkberrow said...: Coldtype---

Agreed. I've always found clowns to be sinister. So is fomenting race-based alienation and anti-social apathy and fatalism via a perpetual-victim pathology, which the black separatist resentment-vendors slash "civil rights scholars and activists" make their living doing. They work at the same circus. It's a big tent.; 11:29 AM
Coldtype said...: How interesting. So the race that survived 300+ years of chattel slavery in the US then an ADDITIONAL 100 years of Jim Crow in the south and institutional racism in the north are guilty of "fomenting race-based alienation and anti-social apathy and fatalism via a perpetual-victim pathology". How post-racial of you. Thanks for the insight.; 2:54 PM
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Final Word on Skip Gates

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