Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Goldman Suchs

Whatever. Fuck Goldman. In the words of dinosaurkeeper Robert Muldoon, "They should all be destroyed." Worthless fucks. What productive industry are they capitalizing? The financial services sector isn't the economy, it's the economy's metastasized malignant body-devouring tumor. The economy requires immediate euthanasia. It is the only moral option.

Posted by IOZ at 3:21 PM | email »
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15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've started getting high to lower-caliber movies.

4:04 PM
IOZ said...

No, I've started MENTIONING it.

4:06 PM
Anonymous said...

you start with the quote and find the story or start with the story and find the quote?

4:15 PM
NutellaonToast said...

"The economy requires immediate euthanasia."

Duh, that's why we have all those Chinese sweat shop workers. The economy totally requires youth in Asia.

5:20 PM
drip said...

Financial Industry. Even the name is a joke. Back to the movie: Hammond hates inspections. They slow everything down.

5:26 PM
Enron said...

So who's gonna bust Kevorkian out of prison?

5:31 PM
alexi de sadesky said...

Dr. K was released a couple years ago on good behavior dood. No need to bust him out of prison, just retirement.

6:28 PM
SteveB said...

Hey, we got $30 trillion in international capital that has to go somewhere, and it sure as hell can't go to building more auto plants.

11:57 PM
nony said...

Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing.

12:26 AM
Montag said...

not so fast, IOZ. we have video footage of the economy's eyes following a balloon. and it sort of smiles when it's mom comes in the room.

7:53 AM
Anonymous said...

God damn you, IOZ! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Goldman? What the FUCK has anything got to do with Goldman? What the fuck are you talking about?

8:47 AM
Phillip Allen said...

The 8:47 Anonymouse fails on several points, among which are: 1) revealing either vast ignorance or massive stupidity concerning the role played by the Goldman Sachs gang; 2) it hasn't read your work enough to know that you do not view everything as a travesty, but frequently find occurrences of farce, once in a while find something admirable, and periodically suggest tasty things to eat; and 3) it seems to believe there's something wrong with being a 'fucking asshole', in whatever sense one wishes to appreciate the phrase.

9:15 AM
IOZ said...

Like a child who wanders into a movie . . .

9:31 AM
Mr.Fundamental said...

"It's fuck your buddy. Cheat on your wife. Call your mother on Mother's Day."

"Charlie, it's all shit."

10:13 AM
Dear Leader said...

You clever girl...

11:06 AM

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