Thursday, July 02, 2009

Gone Fishin'



Leave a comment if Barack Obama's navel blossoms with a lotus flower and brings the Kali Yuga to a close, or whatever. Back on the twelfth, younz.

Posted by IOZ at 3:37 PM | email »
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13 comments:

Jesus Quintana said...

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass on the twelfth instead. Wooo! You got a date July twelfth, baby!

7:06 PM
Schizo said...

you gonna get yoself one of those OBX stickers, then?

2:34 AM
SteveB said...

Damn. It's Friday, and I don't know what to make for dinner.

6:06 PM
two to the fighting eighth power said...

No Navel Blossom of the Son of Heaven, but Glenn Beck has done the world a favour and gave free publicity to The Coming Insurrection.

It is a nice little pamphlet quite in the spirit of this site, and you can read all of it here.

Beck's rather hilarious "review" can be found here

9:41 PM
Enron said...

Der Fearless Leader is proggie superman.

http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama

12:08 AM
Cüneyt said...

Please come back, IOZ. We even did McNamara, so you'd have something to write about. But our offerings are apparently made in vain.

I have nothing interesting to read on the Internet now! Whose thoughts am I to co-opt and claim as my own in conversations with friends and colleagues?

8:48 PM
Anonymous said...

Are you a catch-and-release kind of guy?
Enjoy; yo've earned it!
Prof. Obvious

3:24 PM
Thomas Daulton said...

Geez, all the bloggers I like to read are giving themselves an entire week off for 4th of July. What's with that? I don't even get 4th of July off (or 3rd, or 6th, whatever)... I live and work in Mexico at the moment, their Independence Day is in September.

I was just wondering if anyone had an opinion on the Taibbi vs. Goldman Sachs dustup... the long string of non-denial denials from Goldman is entertaining reading.

Or how about this one: Scientists have determined that the world-as-we-know-it will end, neither in frost nor fire, not with a bang nor a whimper... but with a gigantic, silent, but deadly fart.

But I guess, apart from Michael Jackson, it really is a pretty slow news w...
wait a minute...
Oh my God! Are you watching this, IOZ? Barack Obama just lifted up his shirt and bared his navel... the... flower... the colors... O my God, it's fantastic... It's live on C-SPAN!

4:33 AM
Anonymous said...

Hey IOZ--since you're out fishing, Rahm Emanuel took this opportunity to banish ca. 1 million people from his "American Family"

http://www.thelibertypapers.org/2009/07/08/you-dont-deserve-that-right/

If you don't get back soon, he might even cut off our allowance..."As long as you're living under my roof..."

--JB

9:21 PM
Phillip Allen said...

Really, mon Maître, I rarely get a jones for a guy I've never met -- certainly not for one I haven't even seen. Damn but Monday can't get here soon enough and I can resume getting my fix of IOZ snark.

8:41 AM
Happy Jack said...

Hey IOZ--since you're out fishing

I'm pretty sure he's actually being ordained in the Church of the Latter-Day Dude.

10:41 PM
Anonymous said...

No, he's following Lebowski Fest around.

8:18 AM
Anonymous said...

Wait, you mean it isn't 2007 any more and Obama won the election?! These blackouts are getting worse and worse...

--JB

9:20 PM

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